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Jubilant residents dragged the charred corpses of four foreigners--one a woman, at least one an American _ through the streets Wednesday and hanged them from the bridge spanning the Euphrates River....In related news, a suspect in the Jakarta hotel bombings has been arrested and confessed. Apparently, he was confused over whether or not murdering women and children was ok in Islam. After discovering that his involvement in the plot led to murder he says,
"Fallujah is the graveyard of Americans,'' residents cheered after the grisly assault on two four-wheel-drive civilian vehicles, which left both in flames. Others chanted, "We sacrifice our blood and souls for Islam.''
I suddenly wondered if these are in accordance with Islam - that we plant bombs and make our escape and then find out later that those who die are children and women....I became confused over my loyalty [to Jemaah Islamiyah].Hmm, yeah, I see the dilemma. That's a toughie. You know, its not all black and white and all that.
Security chiefs yesterday warned the enemy within or home-grown radicalised terrorists were behind the plot unmasked on Tuesday to blast London with a series of spectacular explosions. They live with their mothers, go to university and hold down respectable jobs -- and, in the wake of London's biggest Islamist terror scare, they are seen as the British capital's biggest threat.See, poverty! Oh wait, er, there has to be a perfectly acceptable alternative. I know, its alienation. That's it. These guys were outcasts. Social misfits. The kids who don't fit in:
The arrests seemed to confirm widely held fears that young, mostly middle-class British East-Asians were being so radicalised by extreme forms of Islam that they were prepared to kill their fellow citizens.
The suspects were said to have been outwardly respectable and leading normal lives in suburbia.
A TALENTED cricketer touted as a future England player is among the suspects police fear are the new face of terror in Britain.Hmm, well, that doesn't PROVE anything!
...the future Khilafah state will not take the Muslim world to a mythical medieval theocratic model, but rather will advance the world under an enlightened social, economic and political order. Indeed this system is best placed to deal with the inequalities, injustice and corporate terror felt by most under Capitalism.Nice. I always wondered what else, besides a rabid hatred of Jews, the left-wingers in Berkeley had in common with radical Islamists. Now I know.
Western governments have demonstrated that they have little regard for Muslim life. They have also exhibited their deep animosity toward Islam through their speech and deeds. We ask you how can they be the source of security for Muslims? The security and sanctity of Muslim life and non-Muslim life can only be realized through the Islamic ideology and its implementation through the Islamic Khilafah State. Working to uproot Western interference in the Islamic world requires political work to re-establish the Khilafah state in the Muslim lands. This state will place our political destiny back into our hands and allow this Ummah to take control over her resources. This state will stand against Western imperialism in all its forms.I see, so your telling me not to be afraid of you because you don't want to bomb us? But somehow the prospects of religious fanatics ruling me is somehow less ominous? And, by the way, do we need look any farther than Iran, Sudan, or Northern Nigeria to see what your ideal state would look like in practice? Oh, not to mention the Taliban in Afghanistan. I remember my Marxist friends always chiding me that China and the Soviet Union weren't "real socialism." I love Utopians. Never let the facts get in the way of theory.
At a time when Islam and Muslims are under attack from vicious propaganda Muslims in Europe must stand firm for the universality of the Islamic ideology. They must work as part of a global Islamic agenda, which sees as its primary goal the reestablishment of the Khilafah state and the implementation of the Islamic ideology.And how can Muslims in Europe work toward the world-wide Islamic state? First, by assisting in the global call for the Islamic state:
The obstacles to the application of Islam are the Muslim rulers, who are the surrogates of the Western states in the Muslim world. We need to become a voice for political change in the Muslim world. Muslims in the West have the ability to speak and to address the challenges faced in the Muslim lands under their tyrant dictatorships. Holding the view that living in the West means we must distance ourselves from our Ummah and her vital issue is a clear contradiction to Islam..It just gets better and better. Remember Samuel Huntington's thesis that a Clash of Civilization's was at hand? Well, Muslims quickly denounced the book as inflaming already tense relations. But listen to the words that the Islamists themselves use;
Secondly - To present Islam in the West as an ideology and an alternative civilization We need to address the West with the intellectual strength of Islam and to call the thinkers in the West to visualize the great civilisation of Islam, as it was and will one day arise when the Khilafah state returns.Pause. Rewind. Its at this point that they interject that "the future Khilafah state will not take the Muslim world to a mythical medieval theocratic model"? So do you want to restore a society that once existed? One that definitely was theocratic and even barbaric? Or are we trying to envision this futuristic utopia you propose? Oh, I'm sorry. Apparently consistency is the hobgoblin of the weak minded and all that. But I digress.
We must safeguard the Muslim community in Britain from dilution with alien values. Muslim communities should become model communities that exhibit the advanced values that Islam gave us.What "advanced values" would those be? Female circumcision? Honor killings? Hate speech?
We must not isolate ourselves into ghettos, or run to adopt the western values for the sake of appeasing critics. Rather we must maintain our values, our identity and demonstrate these values in our trade, relationships, Akhlaaq (morals), interactions and dealings with the people in the West.Again, isn't there a contradiction here? You act as if your British hosts were out to get you. You tell your people that they must limit cultural interaction with the country that gives you the freedom to spout off this evil vision of the world. Then, you say you shouldn't ghettoize yourselves? How does this mesh with your anti-assimilationist message? I don't get it. Moving on..
Our Mosques should become centres of excellence and learning not centres for sectarian division.I would settle for centers of mediocrity that weren't filled with genocidal sermons.
Our marriages should be examples of tranquillity and stability.You know, spare the rod - spoil the broad and all that.
Our youth should exhibit the good akhlaaq (morals) and the best attributes, excelling in all areas, rather than become by-products of British ‘yob culture’. Our women should show the true examples of modesty and honour, resisting the call to discard her identity for the false notions of liberation.False notions of liberation, like not getting stoned to death for being a slut.
By Allah (subhanahu wa ta'aala) leave such a community will shine in the moral and social decline that envelopes the Western world and will act to divert the propaganda war fought on a state level to hide the truth about Islam and its strength of thought and civilisation.Er, which propaganda war would that be. I'm sorry, I was under the impression that it was 'hate speech' in jolly old England to call one of you fascists bastards...well, a fascist bastard.
O Muslims in Britain!Folks, World War III has started, yet the West has not accepted this fact. It is as if Pearl Harbor happened, we had already fought the battle of Midway, yet America would not admit it was at war with Japan. Radical Muslims understand that war has been declared, and contrary to what they think, it was they who declared it. This war is global and has many fronts. In Iraq, in Europe, even in the US.
You are a part of a global Ummah and you need to join the global Islamic call. Muslims all over the world are contributing their time, energies and even their lives to bring the shade of Allah’s deen over the Muslims and over all mankind. Work with us in establishing Allah’s deen, presenting the truth of Islam and build our communities on the correct foundations. This is the agenda the Muslims in the West must abide by, for soon we will witness the new dawn, the emergence of a new civilisation and the first step towards the shifting of western hegemony the world over.
The U.S.-led civil administration in Iraq closed the Baghdad newspaper Al Hawsa for 60 days, accusing its publishers of inciting violence against coalition troops....The Coalition Provisional Authority accused the paper's editors of printing articles that incited violence against U.S. and other coalition troops -- a violation of coalition regulations.Ah, once again vindicated.
The building was sealed, and anyone caught attempting to publish the paper could face up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.
Moqtada al-Sadr delivered a charged sermon at Friday prayers at a mosque near the holy city of Najaf, blasting Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon for the killing of Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, founder of Hamas…Do you think the American occupation authorities would have let the Germans and Japs (who, contrary to popular myth, did not welcome the Americans as “liberators”) spew these kind of veiled threats at our troops? Would Macarthur have let, say, an Argentinean newspaper reporters write this kind of garbage? Why is this media outlet still allowed in-country? Why do we allow any journalists in the country who call people killing our friends and neighbors “resistance fighters”? Why don't we jail reporters that have contacts with people who are trying to kill us? Why don't we bomb media outlets that openly encourage the deaths of our soldiers? Are they not enemies too?
He accused the United States of complicity in Yassin's killing and said Iraqis should be react to the assassination "in the way that satisfies God."
Hypothesis: All things being equal, a blog by a fake hot soldier in Iraq will have more readers than a blog by an obscure fictional cartoon character.Readership, for this experiment, will be determined by three things:
So now 'Iraqi Blonde' is shorthand for "the ultimate, best-written, most entertaining and informative, blog?"More like, Rusty Shackleford is an insightful genius, but he's no Iraqi-blonde!"
As in, "Michele is insightful, but she's no Iraqi blonde."
There is a fascinating and perverse historical analogy here. What we may be witnessing is the 1930s in a strange reversal. In the 1930s, the Euro-fascists - like today's Islamo-fascists - were also a movement of connected cells and organizations across various countries who used terror and street violence and murderous intimidation to weaken democracies into surrender. Eerily enough, Spain was a fore-runner there of dangerous trends to come. Italy was next. And in order to succeed, the movement needed a wedge between the United States and democratic Europe. In an odd reversal, America in the 1930s was isolationist, unwilling to intervene as gathering threats grew in Europe, threats that built on the use of violence, anti-Semitism and thuggery to intimidate weak governments and terrified populations. Today, in a surreal inversion, however, it's Europe that is isolationist, believing that somehow the cauldron of the Middle East will not boil over into the Europeans' backyard, if only they can take cover, look the other way, and salve their worries with insistent criticisms of the crude Americans.I've read Shire's Rise and Fall of the Third Reich four times now and I can't believe I missed the obvious. The terror campaign by fascists was very real with massive street fights occuring throughout Europe between Brownshirt groups and Communists. This is brilliant analysis and reminds us of the perilous times we live in.
These are ominous days-days whose swift and shocking developments force every neutral nation to look to its defenses in the light of new factors.[Note to France, Germany, Spain: This means you] The brutal force of modern offensive war [or modern nihilist terrorsm ] has been loosed in all its horror. New powers of destruction, incredibly swift and deadly, have been developed; and those who wield them are ruthless and daring. No old defense is so strong that it requires no further strengthening and no attack is so unlikely or impossible that it may be ignored.Amen FDR. A-freakin-men!
Let us examine, without self-deception, the dangers which confront us. Let us measure our strength and our defense without self-delusion
The clear fact is that the American people must recast their thinking about national protection. [This is why Newt Gingrich calls FDR the greatest President of the 20th century. Will modern Dhimmicrats heed Roosevelt's warnings? ]...
We have seen the treacherous use of the "fifth column" by which persons supposed to be peaceful visitors were actually a part of an enemy unit of occupation. [Oh my G*D! History does repeat itself! ]
Lightning attacks, capable of destroying airplane factories and ammunition works hundreds of miles behind the lines, are a part of the new technique of modern war. [and terrorism ]
The element of surprise which has ever been an important tactic in warfare has become the more dangerous because of the amazing speed with which modern equipment can recall and attack the enemy's country...
The Atlantic and Pacific oceans were reasonably adequate defensive barriers when fleets under sail could move at an average speed of five miles an hour. Even in those days by a sudden foray it was possible for an opponent actually to burn our national Capitol. Later, the oceans still gave strength to our defense when fleets and convoys propelled by steam could sail the oceans at fifteen or twenty miles an hour. But the new element-air navigation-steps up the speed of possible attack...[oh crap, how fast are ICBMs? ]
Surely, the developments of the past few weeks have made it clear to all of our citizens that the possibility of attack on vital American zones ought to make it essential that we have the physical, the ready ability to meet those attacks and to prevent them from reaching their objectives. [Hell yeah, FDR in 2004!!]...
[EUroweenies: this next part is for you ] We have had the lesson before us over and over again-nations that were not ready and were unable to get ready found themselves overrun by the enemy. So-called impregnable fortifications no longer exist. A defense which allows an enemy to consolidate his approach without hindrance will lose. A defense which make no effective effort to destroy the lines of supplies and communications [Al Jazeera?] of the enemy will lose...
Loose talking and loose thinking on the part of some may give the false impression that our own American Army and Navy are not first-rate [Col. Hackworth? ], or that money has been wasted on them [Kerry explaining his anti-military hardware votes as "cutting down on government waste"]. Nothing could be further from the truth. In recent years the defensive power of our Army, Navy and Marine Corps has, as you know, been greatly improved [no thanks to you Kerry, you asswipe--the Stealth Bomber was a "waste"? ]. The Navy is stronger today than at any time in the nation's history. The Army likewise is today at its greatest peace-time strength in all our history. Its equipment in quality and quantity has been greatly increased and improved. The National Guard and the reserve strength of the two Services are better equipped and better prepared than during any other peacetime period...
The ground forces of the Army require the immediate speeding up of last winter's program to procure more equipment of all kinds...It had been planned to spread these requirements over the next two or three years. We should fill them at once. At this time I am asking the Congress immediately to appropriate a large sum of money for four primary purposes: [Wait, did "W" plagiarize this part of the speech? ]
First, to procure the essential equipment of all kinds for a larger and thoroughly rounded-out Army;
Second, to replace or modernize all old Army and Navy equipment with the latest type of equipment; [This means "high tech" for you idiots out there ]
Third, to increase production facilities for everything needed for the Army and Navy for national defense. For it is clear that we require the ability to turn out quickly infinitely greater supplies;
Fourth, to speed up to a twenty-four hour basis all existing Army and Navy contracts, and all new contracts to be awarded. [OH NO! You mean the private sector is going to make a profit on war?!? This proves WWII was a conspiracy by Halliburton just get rich!!]...
[At this point FDR makes a specific appropriations request, then..] These estimates do not, of course, duplicate any item now in the pending War and Navy appropriation bills for the fiscal year 1941. Nor do they include supplemental or deficiency estimates which may become necessary by reason of pending legislation or shortage of funds under existing programs. [Gasp! You mean the President might not know how much all this is going to cost? There may be supplemental requests?!? ].
There are some who say that democracy cannot cope with the new techniques of Government developed in recent years by some countries-by a few countries which deny the freedoms that we maintain are essential to our democratic way of life. That I reject.
I know that our trained officers and men know more about fighting and the weapons and equipment needed for fighting than any of us laymen; and I have confidence in our officers and men. [Me too brother! ]
I know that to cope with present dangers we must be strong in heart and mind; strong in our faith-strong in the faith in our way of living. I, too, pray for peace-that the ways of aggression and force may be banished from the earth-but I am determined to face the fact realistically that this nation requires also a toughness of moral and physical fibre [ahem, note to Chomsky: you freaking idiot! ]. Those qualities, I am convinced, the American people hold to a high degree [preach it preacher! ].
Our task is plain. The road we must take is clearly indicated. Our defenses must be invulnerable, our security absolute. But our defense as it was yesterday, or even as it is today, does not provide security against potential developments and dangers of the future. [Bouyah! ]
Defense cannot be static. Defense must grow and change from day to day. Defense must be dynamic and flexible, an expression of the vital forces of the nation and of its resolute will to meet whatever challenge the future may hold [Rumsfied wannabe? ] For these reasons, I need hardly assure you that after the adjournment of this session of the Congress, I will not hesitate to call the Congress into special session if at any time the situation of the national defense requires it. The Congress and the Chief Executive constitute a team where the defense of the land is concerned. [um, or it might have once upon a time... ]
[Lefties, pacifists, multiculturalists, and atheists may get uncomfortable reading this next little bit ]
Our ideal, yours and mine, the ideal of every man, woman and child in the country-our objective is still peace-peace at home and peace abroad. Nevertheless, we stand ready not only to spend millions for defense but to give our service and even our lives for the maintenance of our American liberties.
Our security is not a matter of weapons alone. The arm that wields them must be strong, the eye that guides them clear, the will that directs them indomitable.
These are the characteristics of a free people, a people devoted to the institutions they themselves have built, a people willing to defend a way of life that is precious to them all, a people who put their faith in God.
By far, the most racist hate group in America today is called "Mecha."Where we will have to disagree is this:
Mecha is not only racist, it's a bigger threat to America than al-Qaida.I'm going to just have to take you to task on that one man. MEChA is a threat, but it certainly isn't a bigger threat than al-Qaida. The vatos in MEChA are a bunch of whiny pissants with dreams of greatness, but last time I checked their cajones were not quite as big as their loud-mouths. I agree with Victor Davis Hanson that they are a bunch of chauvinists, but being a fascist piece of scum is nothing new in the US. The far greater threat, it seems, is the way Cooper correctly identifies the media pass given to these pieces of human excriment. The media seems far more concerned with a couple dozen asshats holed up in a compound in Idaho, than the thousands that belong to of officially recognized college organizations clamoring for La Raza (the race). I wonder if these colleges would also let a KKK chapter open offices on their campuses?
President Bush and Prime Minister Blair probably knew that many of the allegations were based on uncertain intelligence(Note to Naval Academy: Revoke Carter's degree in nuclear engineering immdediately!)
FYI, that is the Khalafah flag which is the unofficial flag of Islam. The flying fist symbol was one that I found looking for Marxist symbols. The circular part is supposed to be the Peace sign, but I couldn't figure out how to include the interior of the image when I cropped the exterior.[LOL-And I could have done any better???] The "No Peace" comes from that line the Alien in "Independence Day" says when the Pres asks if "There can be a Peace".In related news, our good friends over at anti-com joined forces with some fellow bloggers and readers to form their own anti-anti-war protest in Manhattan over the weekend. My admiration of bloggers keeps growing. We are more than a bunch of blowhards after all. It seems the Emperor's subjects have bigger cajones than I gave them credit. They have a few pics with some links to other bloggers who showed up to the rally.
So, here is my idear. Let's get as many people as possible to go to Aaron's blog in the next few days and click any ads that look like they could be from Islamic groups (they are along the left side of his site). That way we redistribute money from them to us. Since most of these groups are indirectly funded by the Saudi Royal family, you can think of this as a little bit of a return on the hundreds of billions they extort from us each year. Wouldn't it be ironical™ if Aaron celebrated BAG day with a gun purchased with Saudi money?
I can’t believe THAT came up as a Google ad on MY blog! I clicked on it. That means I made money off them!
Hey… look along the ads on the sides and click on the forces of evil. It gives their money to me.
The Pew poll (large pdf) shows no such "rising tide of anti-Americanism." Far from it. The poll shows a marked decline since just ten months ago in the "very unfavorable" view of the United States.Note to Commissar: Have BD shot!
Here are the percentages that hold a "very unfavorable" view of the U.S. in the four Muslim countries included in the poll.
Turkey: May 03 - 68%. March 04 - 45%. (Decrease of 23%)
Pakistan: May 03 - 71%. March 04 - 50%. (Decrease of 21%)
Jordan: May 03 - 83%. March 04 - 67%. (Decrease of 16%)
Morocco: May 03 - 46%. March 04 - 46%. (Unchanged)
A decrease is not "a rising tide." Of course, the unfavorable numbers are much higher than we would like. But they are declining. (Two-thirds or more of the people in Jordan and Morocco hold unfavorable views of the United Nations, as well.)
Interestingly, a majority of the respondents in those four countries believe the world would be more dangerous if another country were as powerful as the U.S. In fact, France is the only country in the survey where respondents think the world would be safer if U.S. power were matched by another country.
Minister for Education Mrs Zubaida Jalal has said that Pakistan is an ideological State and the government is committed to adhere to the principles of IslamMrs. Jalal's also reiterated that Pakistan will continue to force children to memorize Q'uranic versus that could be construed to incite violence against non-believers, especially polytheists such as Hindus in India.
Be assured, if someone were assassinated under the name of Islam, there is a misuse of Islam. Any violation done by an individual or a group should not be registered under the name of Islam.Under her definition, I'm sure these guys were a bunch of infidels: Bahrain Islamists storm restaurant over alcohol
If you go back to Victorian England, the values are almost the same as what we are preaching as Islamic values.And before you go asking how this will affect gay marriage, Mahathir continues:
But today you have got away from there, you are very liberal, you accept homosexuality for example*In Africa, the polio vaccination hysteria continues:
Sheik Aminuddeen Abu bakar... said "we were all convinced that suspension of the vaccination was taken in the best interest of the people."*In good news, Allah reports that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is in custody in Iran. Even though Allah is all-knowing, I remain skeptical.
I'm outraged. This is just another example of the Saudi government giving in to the demands of Vicente Fox.The Mexican consulate in Riyadh responded to Mr. Buchanen's remarks by calling on the Royal family to immediately begin issuing drivers licenses to all Mexican nationals. Needless to say, women would be exempt from the proposed program.
RS: If you could say anything to innocent Jawas in Mos Iraq, what would it be?End Story
Spain: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
RS: Er, ok. Are you saying that the Iraqis deserved to die?
Spain: Si. Al Qaida recently killed many in Spain. Why? Because of the war in Iraq. So, now they came after Iraqis. Its...how you say? Karma.
RS: Um. But aren't you a Catholic country? You don't really believe in Karma?
Spain: Karma. Si. Its Islam, no?
RS: No, I believe that would be Hinduism and maybe some New-Age religions.
Spain: Oh. Ok. Well, Spain is a secular country. This means I usually don't believe in God at all, but sometimes I believe in religions as long as it is not Christianity. Christianity to too bourgeois. But I am seriously thinking of converting to Islam. Islam will let me drink shots of cheap wine from the belly button of a 17 year old girl at an all night rave in Ibiza. Si?
RS: Um, no. Let's move along. What would you say to those who would tie today's attack to the results of elections in Spain Sunday? That Spain is responsible, indirectly, to the upsurge in terrorist activity in Mos Iraq?
Spain: No! It is the Emperor's fault for putting troops in Iraq in the first place. If he had not lied about weapons of mass destruction, no one would be dying in Iraq.
RS: I see.
Spain: Ok, so the Tusken Raiders threatened to bomb me if I did not pull out of Mos Iraq. Si? Ok, so I did not pull out. Si? Ok, so they bombed me. Si? Ok, so I changed my mind and will now pull out. Si?
RS: Yes, exactly my point. The radical Jawas now believe that terrorism works, and they would be right. This has emboldened them to commit a new round of attacks that will continue to escalate.
Spain: No, you just don't get it. The Emperor's tactics are all wrong. Every time you bomb them they bomb you back. This is what we in the Rebel Alliance, (you know, I just joined them don't you?), call the "cycle of violence."
RS: Then what is the best tactic for responding for terrorism.
Spain: Isn't it obvious? Give in to the demands of terrorists and they will stop.
RS: But won't they then just make more demands.
Spain: Of course not. The average Jawa is a moderate. Si? He just has a few simple demands, like get the Jews out of their territory and such. Si? Remember, I perfected that centuries before Muslims ever did. Once the Palestinian question has been resolved all will be well in the world.
Spain: Hold on a second. I have just been handed this note. I have been instructed to read the following statement: "There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet." There, see, that wasn't so difficult? Now excuse me. I'm off to Ibiza.
It's a nonviolent protest against all types of violence, to show that we are all united, that we are all here and that you can't mess with usHear that terrorists, "don't mess with us" or else we'll have a peaceful protest against "all types of violence." That'll make them shake in their boots. Is this a wise course of action? What Would Gandhi Do?
Non-violence? Dude, are you still harping on that! Man, was I wrong about that one or what? No, I would freaking nuke the bastards. Like, those asshats are really going to respect ahimsa and all that bullcrap? Come-on, grow up!Martin Luther King, Jr. was unavailable for comment from the 8th level of hell.
Stop targeting us [Jawas], release our prisoners, and leave our land [Tattooine], we will stop attacking you. The people of [Imperial] allied countries have to put pressure on their governments to immediately end their alliance with the [Emperor] in the war against terror (Islam). If you persist we will also continue… We want to tell you that the Death Smoke squad will reach you soon, and then you will see your dead in their thousands – God willing… This is a warning…Who are the "Death Smoke Squad"? In an exclusive mypetjawa interview, retired Imperial Stormptrooper Col. David Hackworth explained the link between Big Tobacco, the Tusken Raiders, and Emperor Palpatine's failed foreign policy
Clearly this attack can be traced to the offices of Lord Vader. As Big Tobacco loses its share of the domestic market, how does the Emperor respond? By invading Mos Iraq. Clearly this was a war to find new markets for an evil product. It is well known that Vice Emperor Vader has extensive ties to Big Tobacco and served on the board of "Menthol Kool" before assuming his present position. After forcing millions of innocent Jawas to become addicted to cigarrettes, what kind of response should we expect? They see our failed aggression as a war against their religion and agains their kids. The Death Smoke Squad just wants us to leave Mos Iraq so their children will grow up tobacco free.In response to the call for a smoke-free Mos Iraq, thousands of young Andalucians took to the street in an effort to dissuade the Death Smoke Squad from further attacks by convincing them that Mos Espana is not involved in evils of tobacco.
There is no scientific evidence linking smoking to terrorism. However, we will be glad to settle any lawsuits with the victims if they promise to let us continue selling our wonderful product.Saying that the companies did not go far enough, the Imperial Senate unanimously approved a resolution condemning tobacco as the "root cause of terrorism."
Blame anything, we don't care. Just never blame the Religion of Peas. Ever. Because that would be bad, mmmm-kay.
I want them to marry someone of our faith.
I don't want them to be "tolerant" of other races, I want them to embrace all mankind as equal.
I want them to be politically active and share my sense of pride in our country's liberties.
I want my sons to respect the dignity of womanhood.
I want my daughters to feel that they are full citizens and equal in all respects.
I want them to obey the law.
I don't want my kids drinking.
I want them to be healthy.
I want them to respect animals.
I want them to have financial security.
I want them to be educated.
I want them to be well read.
I don't want them embracing man's tendency to do bad things, but I want them to tolerate those that err.