Tuesday, June 15, 2004

To Russia With LoveHoney

Two chicks. Pink racing suits. A trunk full of dildos. A drive across Europe to Russia. Fundraising for Breast Cancer.

The ingredients for a hot blog.

Wonkette to negotiate book deal?

Silence. That is the sound of jealousy coming from KGB Headquarters.

Wonkette on Michael Moore

Yes, I'm linking her. Shut up already! I already told you I like Wonkette, who I think is funnier than me and looks better in a thong. She's a total c**t in my book!

From Wonkette comes this little tidbit on Michael Moore's apparent photoshopping off himself at least 100 lbs in a promotional flyer for his new 'documentary':
So now, by "controversy," we are of course referring to how he lost all that weight. Pills? Stomach stapling? Voodoo? Because we know he must have lost it. It's not like Michael Moore would ever manipulate an image to make a political point or anything.
Good eye Wonkette.

I know, I said "Wonkette ON Michael Moore."

The "C" Word

Censorship? You can find my thoughts on that in this post or in this one. The other "C" word? I've no idea what your talking about. I call everyone I like that!

ZOP: Zionist Occupied Parks

The tentacles of the ZOG knows no bounds. I think there is an entire chapter in the 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion' about the National Park Service. Somewhere in the back.

Cameron sent me this Citizen Smash link:
SALT LAKE CITY— The American Civil Liberties Union plans to sue the National Park Service in Federal Court if it does not change the name of Zion National Park in southern Utah. The ACLU expressed concern that the name is offensive to many Arab-Americans.

“The word Zion is intimately associated with Judaism,” explained Sarah Jacobsen of the ACLU. “And this is a particular sect of that religion that advocates the ethnic cleansing of Arabs from the region of Palestine. The park’s name could hardly be more inflammatory.”
I used to live very near Zion National Park and have been at least two dozen times. I can say with some certainty that no Palis have been ethnically cleansed from the area. However, I hear the Joos have kicked out more than a few Paiute Indians and have built a 'security fence' to protect the Zionist settlements in occupied 'West Gaza' (the so-called state of 'Utah').

Supreme Court Raises Taxes

While many bloggers were busy pontificating about the Supreme Court's ruling on the Pledge, a much more important case made the back pages.

Yesterday, the Supreme Court openned the floodgate of litigation for taxpayers to sue state governmentments in Federal Court over the use of tax credits for religious schools. From the WAPO:
The Supreme Court ruled 5 to 4 yesterday that taxpayers can use federal courts to challenge state taxes, a defeat for Arizona and its tax break that helps fund private religious schools. The decision could leave tax credits in more than 40 states vulnerable to federal court challenges...
I'm sorry. This is much more troubling than removing the term 'under God' from the Pledge. Remember, we are talking about tax credits here, not write-offs. That means that every dollar given to these private religious schools is given back to the tax-payer in the form of a credit against taxes paid. To put this in perspective, this is what is happening in just one state of 40 that have the credit (from Tucson Citizen):
At issue is an income-tax credit that helped raise 58,122 donations totaling $29.5 million for scholarships and grants last year, most of it going to religious groups.

The tax break, enacted in 1997 at the urging of school-choice advocates, allows a dollar-for-dollar bottom-line tax savings of up to $500 for an individual and $625 for a married couple.
The Atheist lobby is trying to raise taxes in Arizona by almost 30 million dollars! Between $500-$625 dollars per family, per year!

Are you at risk? If you live in these states, be afraid. Be very afraid. From Newsday:
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.
UPDATE: Linked by James "I have a great job and you don't" Joyner in the Beltway Traffic Jam

Yahooooooooo!

Good News: My Yahoo mailbox went from being 70% full to only 3% full thanks to the pressures of G-mail. 100 MB is now standard for Yahoo's freebie account. I love the pressures of the market.

Bad News: Yahoo obviously didn't prepare well enough for the upgrade. Their site seems to have slowed down considerably, and is up and down.

UPDATE: This explains it:
A domain name outage Tuesday morning left many popular Web sites such as Yahoo, Google, Microsoft.com and Apple.com temporarily inaccessible, according to a Web research company.

Monday, June 14, 2004

The Psychiatry of Blogging

My name is Rusty Shackleford, and I'm a blogoholic.

I don't know why I feel compelled to blog. I'm married so I don't get any chicks this way. Is it just narcisism? Probably. Look at me! Read me! Love me!

Man. Am I really this pathetic? Yes.

Time for some self-therapy. First, identify the root of the problem. Ok.

Why did I begin to blog? It all started many moons ago when me and three friends from graduate school were arguing over whether or not Noam Chomsky really believed the stuff he was writing, or if he just hated America. So, picture this: Three guys on the right and one guy on the left sitting around yelling about Chomsky, but with the occasional reference to "pulling out" being giggled at in the appropriate Beavis and Butthead, "you said" voice.

One guy was a down the line Republican, but in the closet (about being Republican you mo-phos!). One guy was a paleo-con with more than a little love for Pat. One guy was a religious libertarian, which made him the only guy at libertarian gatherings not fascinated by the many marvelous uses of hemp. The other guy was a leftie, but unlike most lefties he was pretty pleasant to be around--except when you brought up Chomsky.

Which brings us back to Chomsky. Yes, give Noam Chomsky the credit for my initial forays into blogging. No, it had nothing to do with East Timor. It had everything to do with shutting our friend the hell up. Look, when you think about what Chomsky says it can really be boiled down to one thing: America is bad, mmm-kay.

Why do I say this? Well, a theory is supposed to tell you why something happens. Theories explain the connection between cause and effect, between X and Y. In science we call that thing which is effected the 'dependent variable'. The things which affects, or causes some change in the dependent variable, we call the 'independent variable'. Pretty simple if you think about it. The problem with Chomsky's theories, in my mind, are that if you take any dependent variable the independent variable is always the same: US foreign policy. This is problematic because it is no longer a 'theory' in the strictest sense, because a theory needs to explain differences. But if you ascribe the same cause to every phenomenon you have a serious problem.

Imagine, if you will, if I ask you why an apple falls? Well, gravity you say. Bingo. Now what if I ask you why an airplane flies? You say, gravity. See the problem? If I ask how come East Timor was invaded and you answer because Nixon was complicit I might say, well, ok. But then if I ask you how come Israel occupies the West Bank and you say, because of US foreign policy I begin to think, "broken record." Why did China invade Tibet? US foreign policy. Etc. If the same thing causes every effect then we no longer have a theory. What we have is a 'framework' or a 'world-view.' At a minimum, a theory must be able to produce falsifiable hypotheses. If a theory is unable to be falsified then you ought to begin to question the motives of the author of the theory.

Which brings me back to this: Noam Chomsky hates America.

So, what does one do when he wants to prove that Noam Chomsky hates America? Google. And why did I want to prove that Noam Chomsky hated America? The most important reason why a man does anything: spite.

So I found a great website. A website that I had forgotten about. Leftwatch.com. Let me tell you something. If you ever want to win an arguement about how Noam Chomsky is a so and so who hates America, check out that site. Well researched and well written.

Wait. Hold on. I thought this post was about blogging? Easy! You can go back to looking at pornquotes in a minute. I was getting there. '

So, it turns out that Brian Carnell, the author of Leftwatch also has a blog. See how this works? So from there I start clicking around. Then I come across a blogspot account which advertises "free blogging." The rest is blogging history, so to speak.

I put up my first blog. Nope, My Pet Jawa was a later creation. My first blog is long gone. I must have put up, what? Like at least 15 posts. It was actually a group blog. Me and one other guy. Most of the posts, if memory serves me, said stuff about how the French should die and how America ruled--oh, and lots of giggling references to body parts.

So, let's get back to the initial question. Why did I begin to blog? Spite and Noam Chomsky. Big props go to Brian Carnell, though, now that I think about it.

Then. Just as it began. It ended. The blog sucked. Lost interest. Whatever. But, I continued to read blogs.

Pretty soon I clicked on to LGF. From LGF I found Allah, Misha's Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, and Aaron's Rantblog. From Allah I found an advertisement for The Politburo Diktat and a link to Jihad Watch.

Grad school was over. My buddies and I all moved on, but one of my friends and I started an instant message thing. Compulsively. So instead of us sitting around and making jokes about Chomsky to piss our lefty friend off, we would sit around our respective offices and IM back and forth the newest ideas for pissing off our friend via e-mail. But now our conversations were less and less about Chomsky and more and more about the 'Clash of Civilizations'. We sounded a lot like Huntington, only with more references to male genitalia than is usually thrown around Harvard.

It was one day, I think in early January, when my friend started a blog back up. He was using a blogspot account to coordinate readings and stuff for a class he was teaching. He had also decided that maybe he needs to have a place outside academia where he could write polemics rather than peer-reviewed type junk. So he messaged me and suggested I start the blog again, too. Yup, I'm a copycat.

I had just been reading Nicedoggie.net (Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler) and had just seen the episode of South Park about Osoma bin Laden. If you remember the episode, you would have noticed that the subtext of it was a tribute to WWII propoganda cartoons. There was considerable debate buzzing about Cartoon Network's refusal to show some films that were patently offensive to Asian-Americans. I was so pissed. Of course they were offensive! They were supposed to be offensive! Numbnuts. You think it is easy to kill people who are just like you? You think you will support a war when memebers of your family die just to kill some loveable fuzzballs who are 'misguided'? The WWII generation understood the value of propoganda. We do not.

So, it was in this context that my buddy and me were messaging back and forth about how we were a bunch of pussies and that we lacked the backbone to truly paint our enemies in the worst light.

So, what is the most offensive thing you can call Muslims? Hmmm...let's see...oh, yeah, Jawas. Or as Cartman says, "Jawas. You know, sandpeople." Whoa. Pretty damn offensive. A good start.

But there is something worse than being called stupid biggoted names. It is to be patronized. What could be more patronizing than saying something like, "Sit jawa sit. Good jawa!" Not much in my book. Hence, the first version of this website is Nice Jawa (apologies to Misha!). That website lasted all of five minutes. There had to be a better name. Something that was equally offensive....hmmm, my pet jawa! Nice. My buddy and I both liked the ring to it. Offensive? Check. Patronizing? Check. Over the top? Absolutely.

Check out my first real post here where I said:
So far I have ellaborated two assumptions that go into writing this trifle of a blog:
A) The war against Islamists threatens the short-term security of the US and the long term survivability of Western culture.
B) The root cause of Islamism is Islam. Not poverty. Not oppression. Not Zionism. Islam.

Last, and really the gist of this blog is this:
C) In a real war, against real enemies, we need some good old fashioned, sweet down-home, funny, bigotted propoganda. Tell me, what would the "greatest generation" think of liberal wusses cringing at words like "kraut" and "nip"? Remember all those great bugs-bunny cartoons demonizing the Nazis? "Nazis is zee craziest people!" Rip-roaring fun with a message: the enemy is real and we are better than they.

So, poke fun at Islam. Make fun of Muhammed. Paint our enemies in the worst light possible. Tell jokes about them. Create art that ridicules them. Sing songs not suitable for prime-time. Offend people that need offending.

We will have no WILL to fight if we do not beleive that are cause is right and no STOMACH for the horrors of war if we do not beleive that our enemies are real.
Ah, to be filled with youthfull idealism again!

Since this isn't a history lesson, but rather an online effort to pshycho-analyze myself won't you get to the point! The point? Oh, I had rather forgotten about that. Let's see...what was the point. Oh, yes! Why do you blog? Chomsky. Spite. Carnell. South Park. Misha.

Whew. That wasn't so hard, was it? Now that the first task is finished what do you propose to do to end this addiction? Hmm. How a bout a 'Chomskyesque' solution? You know, get at the 'root problem'. So, kill Chomsky, Carnell, Misha, and Parker and Stone. Buy any book recommended by Oprah to get rid of spite.

Whoa, hold on a second fella! Let's not go to extremes. There's no need to resort to reading anything that Oprah recommends. Calm down buddy.

Ok. Calm.

Now what do you intend to do to stop this thing? Hmmm. You know, it has been the Commissar who has been my biggest supporter. He, more than any one else, has given me the most encouragement over the past several months. Maybe what is needed is not a Freudian model of discovery, but rather a behavioral modification program. I'm in a mutual dependency cycle!

You know, who cares what the root causes are, what enables you to continue with the behavior now? The answer: All the bloggers who continue to support me in my bad habits. Biggest enabler of them all? Commissar.

Solution? Kill Commissar. Great idea. Two-birds with one stone, really, what with the whole 'kill a commie for mommie' thing and all.

Still a little drastic. Why don't the enablers get together for a blogging intervention? Hmmm. Interesting. But how will that work online? Commissar, MB2, Iowahawk, Ace, Jane, Grand Vizier, Maximum Leader, BRD, Bill, Simon, Rum Crook, Iron Bear, Cameron, and the rest--all the blog-enablers....all of them get together for what, a teleconference?

"You know Rusty, we think it would be in your best interests to stop blogging...."

"Me stop blogging? Me? What about YOU GUYS? How about getting me a Pepsi? All I want is a Pepsi!!"

You're right. Never work. Could turn ugly. Sigh.

I have a better idea. Keep blogging. Neglect all your academic work. Get fired. End up working at McDonalds. No time to blog anymore. Cured.

Yeah. That's much better. I like that one.

No, this isn't denial. This is a 'long-term solution'.

All Your Penis Are Belongs to Us!

Iowahawk has the goods on the media.

Look for the Commissar's Abu Ghraib prison stuff on e-Bay. While you're at it, don't forget to pick up your limited edition Rasputin dong.

MB2 forgets that getting your pony-tail trimmed doesn't count as a 'haircut'.

Simon says that some in North Korea chant 'Leader' to the tune of Batman.

Kevin makes me rethink my stance on gay marriage. [Note: This is good gay]

Religion of Peas update:
Jeff Quinton on the religion of Mall Rats.
Douglas of No Pasaran notices a possible break in the Nazi-Islam alliance.
Religion of the WWW.
Zionists trying to kill Palis with second-hand smoke.
Pakis nail 55. Captain notes one in geting 'nailed' in particular.
Religion of Please Don't Kill So Many Infidels.
Aaron on the Religion of Van Gogh.
Religion of Lyndon LaRouche.
Religion of Brotherly Love.
Religion of All Your Adjectives Are Belongs To Us.
Michelle on the Minority Who Want Us Out. Keep dreaming babe.
Religion of Europe.

Hayek the Homophobe

Q: What do F.A. Hayek and Rusty Shackleford have in common?
A:They are both confirmed 'mo-phos!

Via Vodkapundit comes this link: Objections to These Unions: What Friedrich Hayek can teach us about gay marriage.

I have been pondering my own political stances of late. I have always thought of myself as both a Burkean and a libertarian. Which seems patently absurd, because one can't simultaneously argue the merits of tradition while being in favor of radical reforms. But, not so fast. There is a common philisophical assumption in both libertarianism and Burkean conservatism: no one person has a monopoly on knowledge. So, for the libertarian, the market becomes the place where collective wisdom is displayed; but for conservatives, that collective wisdom resides in institutions and cultural norms. In either case, "truth" is the product of the interaction of individuals in a social setting. Hence, as Rauch puts it:
No expert or political leader can possibly have enough knowledge to get up every morning and order the world from scratch: decide whether to wear clothing, which side of the street to drive on, what counts as mine and what as yours.
It seems odd, then, that Rauch would come to the conclusion that Hayek would probably be FOR gay marriage. His arguement seems to boil down to this: gay marriage is NOT a radical departure from our cultural norms. It is simply tweaking it's boundaries.

But to argue that letting two men marry each other isn't really that radical an idea is to miss the entire evolution of mankind from the swamps to West Hollywood. It is completely ahistorical. It is radicalism in its purest form. Even more radical than Communism, because at least with Communism we had some historic link to societies with communal notions of property. Polygamy and polyandary is much more rooted in history than gay marriage. Marriage has always been between men (however numbered) and women (however numbered).

Before you go pointing to Greece, let us remember that Greek society (even in Sparta) did not tolerate homosexuality as it is presently practiced. It was much more like jailhouse society. Men could have bitches (usually young boys), but as the old saying goes, "it is better to give than recieve." Adults who got as well as gave were seen as deviants.

The collective wisdom of history is that homosexuality is deviant behavior. It seems to me that forcing radical social change on this magnitude is something that would frighten Burke and give pause to Hayek. Five justices and Aaron Spelling productions notwithstanding.

Dawn of the Morning In America

(Via Allah who's recent return from the dead makes us wonder who's brains he's been eating): New Endorsement

Friday, June 11, 2004

Make that 27...

Wish I was there..

but Bill at INDC makes me feel like I was with his photo-essay. He also points to more pics of the Reagan funeral procession at Mark the Pundit and Calico Cat.

My buddy, who was there, had this to say about the event: "It was much more than I expected, and totally fitting for a man who resurected our country." Amen. Goodbye Gipper.

Bishop on Islam and Clash of Civilizations

Robert, over at Dhimmi Watch, posts this interview with Cesare Mazzolari, Bishop of Rumbek, Sudan. Need we remind you that the Religion of Peas is responsible for genocide in that country and that up to 1 million non-Arab Muslims are on the brink of starvation (link via Jane)? The original interview can be found here. This is one Catholic who doesn't pull any punches (note: if you read the original transcript of the interview you will also notice this Bishop is a leftist in the truest sense of the word, so this is not coming from some right-winger):
Q. – Is it exaggerated when people talk about a clash of civilizations, as between the West and Islam?

A. – “No. This is just the beginning. The Church has defeated communism, but is just starting to understand its next challenge – Islamism, which is much worse. The Holy Father has not been able to take up this challenge due to his old age. But the next pope will find himself having to face it.
What is this "Clash of Civilizations" that the interviewer mentions? "The CLASH OF CIVILIZATIONS AND THE REMAKING OF WORLD ORDER" by Samuel P. Huntington is required reading for all Sith Paduans. Huntington's argument was first made in this article which is good if you can't get hold of the book. The full article is posted at this website. Foreign Affairs summarizes Huntington's thesis:
World politics is entering a new phase, in which the great divisions among humankind and the dominating source of international conflict will be cultural. Civilizations-the highest cultural groupings of people-are differentiated from each other by religion, history, language and tradition. These divisions are deep and increasing in importance. From Yugoslavia to the Middle East to Central Asia, the fault lines of civilizations are the battle lines of the future. In this emerging era of cultural conflict the United States must forge alliances with similar cultures and spread its values wherever possible. With alien civilizations the West must be accommodating if possible, but confrontational if necessary. In the final analysis, however, all civilizations will have to learn to tolerate each other.
Huntington summarizes his central claim:
It is my hypothesis that the fundamental source of conflict in this new world will not be primarily ideological or primarily economic. The great divisions among humankind and the dominating source of conflict will be cultural. Nation states will remain the most powerful actors in world affairs, but the principal conflicts of global politics will occur between nations and groups of different civilizations. The clash of civilizations will dominate global politics. The fault lines between civilizations will be the battle lines of the future.
Robert Spencer over at Jihad Watch and Dhimmi Watch does a great job informing us of the ideological roots of our present problems. In his view, Islam as an ideology is the problem. To some extent I agree, especially because culture is informed by ideologies. However, read how Bishop Mazzolari answers this question:
Q. – Recent statistics say that only 20% of Muslims in Italy respect the Koran’s teachings, just as only 20% of Catholics go to Mass every Sunday. Hence they are Muslims, but in name only.

A. – “But their Islamic culture remains. Religion is only a part of their civilization. No one can erase their belonging to the umma, the community of Muslim believers.”
This is a remarkable observation on the part of the Bishop. Islam is not only a religion, but a cultural identity. The umma is the "community of Muslim believers," so non-Muslims are outside the community--kind of like being outside 'the family' so to speak. This is worrying, if true, because it implies that it is not just radical Islam or Islamists who we need to fear--but the vast majority of Muslims who see themselves first and foremost as "Muslim", part of a larger "nation". That is, we should not be surprised that many Muslims find a Jewish state so offensive, that they recoil at our occupation of Iraq, and that they hate our dominant position in the world--while at the same time they ignore genocide, brutal dictatorships, and all sorts of interstate conflict. Why? Because we are OUTSIDERS. We are the OTHERS. And not just 'we Americans'. The 'OTHERS' are all non-Muslims--even those living in Islamic societies. If you doubt that being a religious minority in an Islamic society is bad, then how do you explain this?

And, what's worse in the Islamic world than in any other civilization is that Islam explicitly teaches its own superiority. Of course, ALL religions teach their own superiority. The reason I belong to the faith that I do is that I think that it's right and that the others are wrong. But that's just the point. Islam isn't just another religion. It is a civilization. It teaches civilizational superiority. And not just in the same way that you might say Westerners think of their commitment to individualism superior. What some might call 'Occidentalism'. No, they think of their civilization, the umma, as THE nation chosen to RULE over all other nations. It seems to me an inherently fascist worldview.

Of course, only a minority of Muslims advocate violent jihad as a means toward that end. Yes, when I clicked through this page (via the Grand Vizier) I was dumbstruck by the means with which some will employ. In my book, though, it is not just the means that suck but also the end! I don't know about you, but I don't want to be 'tolerated' by a moderate world-wide Caliphate.

Another interesting remark from Bishop Mazzolari came in response to a question about the feasibility of exporting democratic institutions to the Islamic world
No. This is idiotic. Islamic people base their decisions only and exclusively on the umma. They don’t even know what individual rights are. It’s absurd to teach them the first amendment of the American Constitution, which says Congress can make no law to prohibit freedom of worship or to limit freedom of speech or the press. They have absolutely no comprehension of this.
Not a good sign. Hopefully he turns out to be wrong, and that Muslims can find something in their culture that can lead them to liberalism. Articles like this give me some hope that we can find many Patrick Henry's in the Islamic world--people devoted to individualism. Of major concern to me, from this quote, was the Bishop's emphasis on the umma. Again, in his view, this sense of putting the community interest beyond self-interest is a challenge for those of us who would like to see liberalism thrive in the world. How can one talk of the individual right of religious preference to a whole civilization that has no concept of individual rights? And if you think I overstate the case, check this out:
Q. – Are there Catholics who convert to Islam?

A. – “Yes, unfortunately. Pushed by hunger, at least 3 million have headed north and have had to profess the shahada, the public profession of Muslim faith, in order to find jobs. These converts are then fire-branded, literally being stamped on their sides like cows so as to distinguish them from infidels...
It should noted that these converts need to be firebranded because they are black, which in the Sudan generally means "not a Muslim." See, that tattoo on my ass? Stop calling me kufr! Perhaps these unfortunate dhimmis ought to head over to the Spoons Experience for a brief lesson on how to 'pass'.

Oh, and is being a dhimmi really all that bad? Come on, you know, I thought Islam 'tolerated' Christianity and other non-believers?
You should note that my hair has turned white. The greatest punishment Arabs can inflict is oppression, a sense of falsity. If they can fool you, they do it with will all their might. They are proud of their ability to trick you, to behave like liars and compliment you. Al Turabi [Islamist leader in Sudan] will take Bush for a ride, wherever and whenever he wants. And he could do much worse things. I, rather than being tricked and playing the fool, prefer being slapped in the face. Muslims fill you with fear, they keep you in a permanent state of uncertainty. It’s a continuous psychological affliction, worse than torture.
Tonight's homework: Read Huntington's article! If you cannot read the whole article in the next few days, I suggest you ruminate on Huntington's ending remarks. Do you agree with his policy prescriptions? Does he get it wrong in believing that peaceful coexistence is possible? Is this, perhaps, an option with Confucian civilization, which does not seem overtly expansionist, but not with Islamic civilization, which I have argued sees itself in messianic terms? Is he empirically wrong when he concludes that the relative military strength of the West will decline in comparison with other civilizations?

As I was reading IMAO today, I couldn't help but 'feeling' that Frank's policy prescriptions are dead on right, but that this is exactly what Huntington DOESN'T want us to do. Huntington wants us to treat this new threat in much the same way that we treated the Cold War. But as Frank notes, this "is not a cold war." You decide.
In the short term it is clearly in the interest of the West to promote greater cooperation and unity within its own civilization, particularly between its European and North American components; to incorporate into the West societies in Eastern Europe and Latin America whose cultures are close to those of the West; to promote and maintain cooperative relations with Russia and Japan; to prevent escalation of local inter-civilization conflicts into major inter-civilization wars; to limit the expansion of the military strength of Confucian and Islamic states; to moderate the reduction of Western military capabilities and maintain military superiority in East and Southwest Asia; to exploit differences and conflicts among Confucian and Islamic states; to support in other civilizations groups sympathetic to Western values and interests; to strengthen international institutions that reflect and legitimate Western interests and values and to promote the involvement of non-Western states in those institutions.

In the longer term other measures would be called for. Western civilization is both Western and modern. Non-Western civilizations have attempted to become modern without becoming Western. To date only Japan has fully succeeded in this quest. Non-Western civilizations will continue to attempt to acquire the wealth, technology, skills, machines and weapons that are part of being modern. They will also attempt to reconcile this modernity with their traditional culture and values. Their economic and military strength relative to the West will increase. Hence the West will increasingly have to accommodate these non-Western modern civilizations whose power approaches that of the West but whose values and interests differ significantly from those of the West. This will require the West to maintain the economic and military power necessary to protect its interests in relation to these civilizations. It will also, however, require the West to develop a more profound understanding of the basic religious and philosophical assumptions underlying other civilizations and the ways in which people in those civilizations see their interests. It will require an effort to identify elements of commonality between Western and other civilizations. For the relevant future, there will be no universal civilization, but instead a world of different civilizations, each of which will have to learn to coexist with the others.


UPDATE: Jane has her own thoughts on the Clash of Civilizations. Must read.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Playing with my 'light saber'

In Sith training today. My hands are full, what with trying to keep Boba Fett's force off my ass. No bloggie-bloggie today.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Will the Last Straight Blogger Please Stand Up!

What is going on in the world? Am I the last straight blogger?

Let me explain something: there's "good gay" and there's "bad gay."
This is good gay.
This is bad gay.
Good gay.
Bad gay.
Really bad gay!

Capitol Being Evacuated!!!

IM from my buddy in DC, who lives a couple of blocks from Capitol Hill:
the capitol is being evacuated and I'm hearing sirens
Developing...

Update: Fox News: U.S. Capitol Being Evacuated

Update: "Sources" tell Matt Drudge Rusty Shackleford that a plane had entered restricted airspace...probably just flew off course.

Update: "Sources" tell Rusty Shackleford to stick to his usual schtick and not to try to out-drudge Drudge. At least I'm not writing posts on outting Boba Fett!

Terrorist Plot Foiled, Eyes Saved



Above: Newly appointed Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi, left, and newly appointed Iraqi President Ghazi Mashal Ajil al-Yawer foil an attack by known terrorist, Mo Howard. Luckily, the pair had just been trained by Coalition forces in the classic "Larry Fine" defense.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

How many bullets does it take to free 3 Pollacks?

Zero.

Sitemeter Shiites

Is it just me, or is sitemeter acting kinda funky? Possibly taken hostage by angry Iranian students?

Morrissey Gets Confused, Kills a Horse

I'd like to wish you an unhappy funeral.
I'd like to wish you an unhappy funeral.
because you're evil
and you lie
and if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won't cry).

Loved and lost and some may say
when usually its Nothing
surely you're happy
it should be this way?

I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
and: "May the lines sag heavy
and deep tonight XXX"

I've come to wish you an unhappy funeral.
I've come to wish you an unhappy funeral.

because you're evil
and you lie
and if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost
some people say
when usually its Nothing
surely you're happy
it should be this way?
I said "No"
and then I shot myself
so, drink, drink, drink
and be ill tonight
from the one you left behind
from the one you left behind

Religion of Piece...

So while 1 million Sudanese are threatened with imminent starvation, what are the headlines over at al Jazeera?

American shot dead in Riyadh
Israeli ministers quit over Gaza pullout
Israel develops new cruise missile
Hizb Allah hits back at Israeli targets

"By their fruits ye shall know them." I think that's in the Koran...somewhere...um, near the back or something.

Mickey Mouse on the NY Times

Lileks has a great review of the Disney wartime propoganda films. Who is behind all the war-time naysaying? Hmmmmm, could it be HITLER?!?


Above:NY Times circa 1943? (via Lileks)

Monday, June 07, 2004

With friends like these...

Egypt raids bookstores, confiscates un-Islamic materials. Don't worry, they're OUR Jawas.

Minimum Security Caves?

US pounds them in the ass. No conjugal visits here.

Serbian Jew Double-Talk

Think I've found the new logo. Kind of Vader meets WWII propaganda. What say?

Sunday, June 06, 2004

Uncle Ronnie, A Leftist Tribute

I am sad. Very sad. I even cried.

What are other bloggers saying? The Commissar has the run-down. Check it out. What more can be said than to you he hath said? I have nothing to add.

Listening to NPR this morning, though, you'd have thunk everybody loved Reagan. Perhaps it is people's sense of propriety that keeps them from saying nasty things when a person dies. But as various libs and lefties pay homage in the coming weeks, we should never forget what they said when he was alive. We cannot judge what people think of a man by his funeral oration.

So, what did the lefties in the US and abroad really think of Reagan? The following is a photo-grab essay of the man's life--according to the left:



Reagan's Policies



Warped Perception of the World



Liar!



Big Tobacco Lackey!



Genocidal Maniac



Cowboy



Warmonger



Cowboy Warmonger



Oblivious Homophobe



Fascist



Ist Faschist



Le Fascist



B Movie Actor



Did I mention Liar?



Freudian Slip



Greedy & Dangerous



Divorced Filanderer


Let's not be fooled by the left's platitudes. We know what they really think?

PS-Insert "W" in any of the above. Has anything changed?

Linked at the Beltway Jam. Jam on it. What can I say? Even in my bloglight mode I'm a link whore.

Friday, June 04, 2004

McLaughlin Leaves Group, Joins CIA

From our vast army of paid Imperial informants comes news that John McLaughlin will be named interim chief of the CIA. Mr. McLaughlin is best known as host of the syndicated program "The McLaughlin Group", a low rated yet highly influential show among inside the beltway movers and shakers. He gained cult-like status in the early 1990s when Saturday Night Live began running parodies of the McLaughlin Group, featuring a Dana Carvey in an uncanny impersonation of the new CIA chief designate.


Above: John McLaughlin, new CIA chief

News of the appointment flashed through punditry circles like a bolt of lightning. Talking head, member of the McLaughlin group for the past five years, and long time Presidential wannabe Pat Buchanan appeared physically distressed. "What qualifications does John have? I mean, I worked for Nixon and Reagan, and I've been in syndication a lot longer than John. I should be CIA chief. Also, I am not a Jew."

Tony Blankley, Editorial Page Editor at the influential Washington Times, and also a member of the Group, was more optimistic in his judgment for the prospects of a revamped CIA under John McLaughlin.

"John is the right man at the right time. The problem with the CIA," said Mr. Blankley in reference to the past five years under George Tenet's oversight, "was an institutional culture in which nobody questioned the fundamental assumptions of the intelligence gathering process. It was one big happy family, with one of their own in charge. John will definitely shake things up."

In a My Pet Jawa exclusive interview, the CIA chief designate sat down with Undersecretary of Domestic Propoganda, Rusty Shackleford:

RS: Congratulations on your new appointment. The news has been quite a shock inside the beltway. Do you care to comment or do you have anything to say to those who question your qualifications for this post?

JM: They are wrong! I predict I will do a fantastic job, John Paul II will finally pass on, and that an American Cardinal will take his place.


The correct answer is three!

RS: Er, ok. What about George Tenet? What do you think of his performance?

JM: On a scale of one to ten, one being the equivalent of the Carter plan for energy independence and ten being the reincarnation of HarryTruman--Eleven!! The buck will stop here.

RS: Much of the pressure in Washington pushing for Tenet's resignation surrounded various intelligence failures on WMD in Iraq. If the President had asked you if there were WMD in Iraq, how would you have responded?

JM: Wrong! On a scale of one to ten, one meaning we're as certain of WMD as Noam Chomsky is of the existence of God and ten being metaphysical certaintude in the form of a burning bush on Mt. Sinai--the correct answer is three.

RS: Three? What exactly does that mean

JM: Wrong! Predictions. You have five seconds, Mort the Mouth Kondrake, Go!

RS: Um, who are you talking to?

JM: Wrong! Washintonienne will be revealed as none other than Senate Judiciary Chair Orrin Hatch's secret alter ego and occasional lover.

RS: Er. Ok, well thank you.

JM: Wrong! The DNC will reveal that it took secret campaign contributions from the Chinese mega-shipping firm, COSCO, and then diverted said funds to build the already sizeable war-chest of Presidential hopeful John F. Kerry...

All Your Fish Are Belongs to Us

Went fishing yesterday. Score? 5 bass (16 pounds worth!), 1 catfish, and a turtle. Dinner? Fried bass, black-eyed peas, and fries.

Life is good.

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

The Blog Days of Summer

As part of my ongoing effort to simplify my blog life for the summer I decided to join the syndication revolution and get an RSS reader. Since the fascists here won't give me administrative access to my own computer, I'm relegated to using a Bloglines account. Don't get me wrong, I've been using it for the last, what? 30 minutes? And can see the advantages right away!

What pisses me off, though, is that so many of my blog buddies aren't syndicating their sites! Come on, help a brother out. Syndicate. Syndicate. Syndicate.

UPDATE: I just found out for us lame Blogger users that if you have your syndication preference set to "Yes" you just add "atom.xml" to the end of your url extension for the feed. Easy. For instance, mypetjawa is syndicated at : http://mypetjawa.blogspot.com/atom.xml

All Your Gifs Are Belongs To US

Sad day at the Imperial Ministry of Propoganda. It looks like the Vader for President campaign website is down for good. In the short-term this means I am without a logo, since I had grabbed my banner image from their server. In the long-run this doesn't really affect the Vader campaign. I mean, you can either vote for Vader or for Kodos, either way the election is simply a way to reduce the need for a bloody takeover. What are you going to do, vote third party?

In the mean time, any suggestions for a new theme banner? Something I can rip-off from some unsuspecting server out there would be preferred.

Update: MB2 asked that I join him in electing Tyler Durden president (see banner on right). What do you think?

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Switch to Glenn Reynolds Mode

Yes, dear reader (Mom) and other Imperial lackeys (those paid by Mom) it is time, once again, to switch to Glenn Reynolds mode. The Imperial Undersecretariat of Domestic Propoganda hears the faint echo of academia calling (publish something or get fired, loser!). It is time to take off my "Blogger" t-shirt sent to me by my friend (singular) and Vans tennis shoes-- the distinct robes of the blogging community-- and put back on a faded Nader/La Duke T and three strap Berks--the distinguished mantle of the sacred ivy tower.

So, expect blogging to be light for the rest of the summer. Posts will probably no more than a sentence or two. Acronymns a plenty (IMHO, FETE, RoPMA, etc.). The occasional musing when necessary.

I'll be around, but other priorities call. Later.

Wonkette Naked

The Commie-Pinko-Bastard has an 'interview' with Wonkette. Don't drink milk while reading. Was the Jessica Cutler interview too expensive for your proleterian tastes?

The Birds Is Coming!

John "F" Kerry promulently displays his middle finger to Vietnam Vet:
Democratic senator - and certain presidential nominee - John F. Kerry gave the middle finger to a Vietnam veteran at the Vietnam Memorial Wall on Memorial Day morning, NewsMax.com has learned.
What does the "F" stand for again?

Monday, May 31, 2004

WWII Propaganda Poster Tribute

Both of my grandfathers fought in WWII. I never met my mother's father. He was Marine killed in action in the Pacific. My mother was only 4 years old when he died. My father's father was in the Army Air Corps and flew bombers. He never saw action. He later went career and retired to Colorado Springs after serving in the SAC for many years. My father was a Marine. He served between Korea and Vietnam.

I'm proud of them. All of them. On this memorial day I wish I had the chance to know my grandfather, to thank him. I wish the Japs hadn't bombed Pearl Harbor. I wish the Nazis hadn't decided to conquer Europe. I wish Communists hadn't tried to dominate the world. I wish Islamofascists weren't out to subjugate me and my family to sharia law. But I will never forget that it is THEY who are to blame. My parents generation were told never to forget December 7. We should never forget September 11.

How did they maintain their will to fight through four tough years? The following is a tribute to them. The originals can be found here. We might learn the hard lessons of war from these images.


Avenge September 11


We Are All in the War On Terror All the Way


Poke Fun of Thine Enemy


Deliver Us From the Axis of Evil


This Means You Chomsky


I Said Shut Up Chomsky!!


I'm Serious Chomsky, Shut Up!!


Yes, This is a Threat Chomsky!!


Read #2 Drudge


The "G" Word


Jawas Execute Nick Berg-We'll Get You Jawas!


Boohoo! What About Prescription Drugs?


Why We Fight!


When the UN was an Ally to Freedom


CNN Infobabe?


Al Sadr is Watching You


Events start wars. People win wars. Never forget, never surrender.

Update: Shamelessly linked at the underemployed PhD's Beltway Jam

Freedom Of Stupid Speech

Nobel Peace Prize laureate Shirin Ebadi, in exile from Iran where she is wanted for blasphemy, uses her new found freedom of speech to say this:
...terms such as "Islamic terrorism" should not be used....
Right, perhaps Zen Buddhist terrorist would be more to her liking?
Ebadi also told the audience not to believe in the theory of a clash of civilizations. "That is used to justify war," she said
Insert head in sand.

Quote of the Day...

...or, what are they putting in the Kimchi these days?
I became a Muslim because I felt Islam was more humanistic and peaceful than other religions.
More on the Religion of Peace here and here. But don't worry, no tautologies here.

Libertarian or Conservative?

I have often asked myself this question. Thanks to this little quiz (via Ian at Inoperable Terran) I am closer to answering it:
16: A cup with that only contains half a cup of water is...

CONS[ervative]: half full.

LIB[era]L: half empty.

L[i]B[e]RT[arian]: an example of shortages caused by government control of our water supply.

COMM[unist]: an example of inequitable wealth distribution caused by the inherent social injustice in free enterprise.
A: Libertarian.

Sunday, May 30, 2004

No Wife and No TV Make Rusty A Something Something

Mrs. Shackleford is out of town, along with Jr. Shackleford and Little Miss Shackleford. The TV is out. What's a heterosexual to do? Blog. The only good thing to come out of the crisis is that I didn't have to watch the humiliating defeat of the Lakers Saturday night.

So, in my dull-boy state I have been relegated to surfing the old blogosphere. These are all blogs I actually read on a semi-regular basis. Here's all the news that's fit for Jews (except Rick James)!

If I was to vote for a Democrap, it would definitely be this 'tard who confirms that Al Gore was a recent victim of a bioterrorism attack. I think I just rented that movie starring Awana Suckdiqui, Coop.

It looks like Allah may be back. I've missed him. Mostly 'cause I like to troll around his site hoping to hook up with one of those virgins that constantly surround his posse.

BRD hooked me up with P.J. O'Rourke's musings. Did I just say I hooked up with P.J. O'Rourke? Yeah, I know MB2, you were 'into' O'Rourke long before it was cool.

Speaking of gay Freudian slips, his Grand Maximum Flashness over at Nakedvillainy has the goods on that film, based on this screenplay written by Homer Simpson, about this guy, dressed in a skirt, who has this hot wife, who sleeps around, and her name was Washingtonienne or something, and her face was so hot that the dude launches a thousands ships, so that he could fight USC....I think it's called "The Bus That Couldn't Stop." Fight On! (Doh!)

What can you say about a guy who lives in a country that doesn't celebrate America's Memorial Day? Commie! P.S.-Can I get a loan?

And since it's Memorial Day, you better have a gander over at what Eric the Slightly Neurotic Monk has to say. Note the lingo of 1868 and the gratuitous use of the word "traitor." Fascist Andrew Johnson administration!

How does a Jew celebrate Memorial Day? He does exactly what the ZOG wants him to do, biyatch! Evil is as evil does.

And speaking of the ZOG mouthpiece, pretender to the throne Misha I waxes poetic in defense of the homefront. Not the usual diatribe, but the post is 99.9% free of all non-puppy meat (except Rick James)!

Need some poetry for this Memorial Day picnic? Jeff Goldstein will not be invited to the annual shin-dig up at Chappaquiddick. I guess since I'm an octoroon I'm off the list too.

What will Al Gore be doing on his weekend pass from the "farm" in Camarillo? Iowahawk suggests he will be meeting with his lawyer, Rusty Shackleford, and his other lawyer, Rusty Shackleford.

I think "they" will discuss a woman's right to terminate her mongoloid fetus, especially when Timmy becomes inconvenient. Also on the agenda: 52nd trimester abortions and the pros and cons of the Atkins Diet. Just remember, your not a Nazi for supporting eugenics IF your a Democrat.

Laurence seems to have the same problem I have. But how does an Amish heretic spend his time at an isolated Colorado hotel? Tracking flights from Florida. I got $20 on flight #2213 from Vegas being delayed!

Speaking of Vegas, thanks to MiB for the invite. Why do I have the feeling, though, that the only thing we would agree on would be a quick trip to the Bunny Ranch.

And those are all the links fit to dump (except Rick James).
[Note to self: Get a Life]

All Your Terrorists Are Belongs To Them!

Via the Grand Vizier I found this "interesting" statement from Crown Prince Abdullah:
Those who keep silent about terrorists will be regarded belonging to them
*giggle* *snort* *cough* Who needs Comedy Central when you have Abdullah!?!

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Does Dershowitz Sanction Killing al Jazeera Reporters?

From the Miracles Never Cease to Happen File comes word, via James over at OTB, that Alan Dershowitz may be cogent after all:
The time has come to revisit the laws of war and to make them relevant to new realities. If their ultimate purpose was to serve as a shield to protect innocent civilians, they are failing miserably, since they are being used as a sword by terrorists who target such innocent civilians. Several changes should be considered:

First, democracies must be legally empowered to attack terrorists who hide among civilians, so long as proportional force is employed. Civilians who are killed while being used as human shields by terrorists must be deemed the victims of the terrorists who have chosen to hide among them, rather than those of the democracies who may have fired the fatal shot.

Second, a new category of prisoner should be recognized for captured terrorists and those who support them. They are not "prisoners of war," neither are they "ordinary criminals." They are suspected terrorists who operate outside the laws of war, and a new status should be designated for them - a status that affords them certain humanitarian rights, but does not treat them as traditional combatants

Third, the law must come to realize that the traditional sharp line between combatants and civilians has been replaced by a continuum of civilian-ness. At the innocent end are those who do not support terrorism in any way. In the middle are those who applaud the terrorism, encourage it, but do not actively facilitate it. At the guilty end are those who help finance it, who make martyrs of the suicide bombers, who help the terrorists hide among them, and who fail to report imminent attacks of which they are aware. The law should recognize this continuum in dealing with those who are complicit, to some degree, in terrorism.

Fourth, the treaties against all forms of torture must begin to recognize differences in degree among varying forms of rough interrogation, ranging from trickery and humiliation, on the one hand, to lethal torture on the other. They must also recognize that any country faced with a ticking-time-bomb terrorist would resort to some forms of interrogation that are today prohibited by the treaty.
The third point is especially well-taken. We are in a war with not only the fish, but also with the sea in which the fish swim. I saw on CNN, a couple of days ago, a guy trying to estimate the number of al Qaeda operatives. His estimate? Between one and two-thousand. Obviously he was trying to downplay the recent ISS report that estimated about 18,000 al Qaeda world-wide. The policy implication from the talking head on CNN was that the al Qaeda threat was not nearly as grave as widely believed. But how did he count "al Qaeda" members? He included in his estimate only those who had completed actual military training in Afghani camps, and who then had been formally invited into the ranks of the organization. In this man's estimation, only those who were shown the secret handshake, given the ritual spanking, and given the keys to the secret cabal cave are "al Qaeda." This definition seriously distorts the nature of the WOT and of terrorism in general.

Muslims and their dhimmis have a vested interest in narrowing the definition of "terrorist" precisely because so many have deep sympathies for those engaged in jihad. Using Dershowitz's definition automatically puts a whole bunch of people in a new category that is no longer "civilian" and presumably means that they are legitimate targets of military action under some conditions (what those conditions are, Dershowitz doesn't really say). But he is exactly right, and this has deeper implications than I believe even Dershowitz foresees.

For instance, certainly al Jazeera is quite up front in their animosity towards the US and in their support of killing non-Muslim non-combatants. Further, they intentionally incite Muslims to kill the "occupying forces" in Iraq. Under Dershowitz's definition could we finally take military action against al-Jazeera? Would we be justified, under this new international law, in bombing al Jazeera's headquarters? Would the rules of engagement be changed so that open season could be declared on those reporters giving al Sadr the bully-pulpit he needs to incite his ranks to kill? If so--then brace yourself--I think such a move would be a good thing. As I have said on numerous occasions, people believe what they see on TV. The propaganda put out by al Jazeera is so odiously bad that it leads directly to the death of American soldiers and civilians. If America was as evil as it is portrayed in many Islamic media, then wouldn't you also feel justified at trying to bring about our downfall? Even if that means intentionally killing a few civilians in the effort?

James makes a minor point, though, in his post which I feel needs some commentary:
I essentially agree with Dershowitz on these points, although I would note that legal accountability and popular sentiment don't always go hand-in-hand.
Of course he's right. However, it seems to me that there is a significant portion of the population that believes that what is legal is that which is right. I'm sure this applies to none of my readers, but I know a lot of idiotspeople who think they are compelled to defend abortion simply because it is legal. That is, the law has at least some effect on people's perception of the morality of actions.

Further, there is significant propaganda value for our enemies in maintaining the Geneva convention in its current form. As bad as the images coming out of Abu Ghraib were, the charge of "breaking the Geneva convention" carries a grave and deep connotation. "See," they said, "the US does not live up to its International obligations. Cowboy Bush is a renegade. The US is outside the world community, etc. etc." I'm sure that if we had footage of other tactics that we routinely apply in the WOT that the charge of the US being an outlaw in the family of nations would carry even more weight.

Changing the status of what we de facto already do to a de jure recognition that some tactics in the WOT must be different than those of past wars would give us significant propaganda value. As I have reiterated over and over again, events may galvanize us to war, but it is propaganda that gives the populace the fortitude to see it through to its bloody end. As we are already seeing, many have been convinced that our actions in Iraq are immoral and therefore unworthy of popular support. If we are to maintain support for the broader war, then we ought also give legal sanction to the tactics necessary to win it.

Imperial Propoganda

Known Imperial lackey Victor Davis Hanson has a friend, and he's an excellent writer. From this post over at VDH's website, Bruce Thornton makes these keen observations:
But if the media are really, as they claim, merely "objective" recorders of the facts, then surely they would at least cover the negative and positive facts equally. Indeed, one could argue that in the context of war, civilian deaths or abuse of detainees isn't really "news" but an unfortunate constant of war. What is really "news" in Iraq is that the U.S. military has taken remarkable steps to minimize civilian casualties, and is attempting an unprecedented task: to destroy an enemy and rebuild a society simultaneously. Certainly that wasn't the tack taken in WWII, when Japan and Germany were literally destroyed before the task of rebuilding began.

The "news" in Iraq, then, isn't the behavior of the prison guards, for such brutality occurs every day in every prison in America. If there had been a cover-up, then that would be newsworthy, but the only reason the media know about the story is because the military initiated an investigation. What the whole sorry episode shows is not the failure of the military or the administration, but rather the constant reality of evil in human hearts, an evil that war has always provided an excuse to indulge. That out of 150,000 troops in Iraq a dozen would be sadists should not surprise us.
Amen brother. When was the last time the national media even mentioned the deplorable conditions in Attica or Chino? What makes us different than the Baathist thugs is that torture was an institutionalized norm in the former regime. People were paid to torture. That was their job. In our military, soldiers are arrested for doing things that only resemble torture. Go read the whole article.

Fun With Search Engines

From our vast army of paid Imperial informants comes the latest and greatest in search engine referrals. You can't make this stuff up!

From a Norwegian search engine: female handjobs [Note to self: never tell a bawdy joke in Norwegian in a post again]

Top Google/Netscape referrals: "Jessica Cutler", Adam Yahiye Gadahn, senator jessica cutler nude pic [Google India], real number "mind tricks" [Google UK] [Note to Self: write post about how Senate aid Jessica Cutler used real number mind tricks to have a nude love affair with terror suspect, and lead singer for Ratt, Adam Yahiye Gadahn]

[Note to AOL user who keeps searching for "my pet jawa" & "Rusty Shackleford": If you are trying to 'out' me by revealing my true identity feel free to e-mail in private where I'll tell you my real name. You know, it would only kill any chance I had at getting tenure, ruin my life, and cause Mrs. Shackleford to run off with her homo-native-American-new-age-healer. So, no problem. I'd be happy if you outted me!]

Friday, May 28, 2004

Blogging for Freedom

Asher at Dreams into Lightning and Jane over at Armies of Liberation are on a crusade to end slavery and genocide. No, not "neo-colonial wage-labor slavery" Chomsky. Real slavery. You know, where you can be bought and sold as Chattel. And what nation still tolerates slavery? Sudan. Not only do the Sudanese keep slaves, they are also responsible for genocide against Black Africans in the South.

The good news is that thanks to a massive letter writing campaign the dhimmis over at the U.N. are finally admitting something ought to be done. Let's keep the coals burning under the feet of the Rebel Alliance, shall we? Here is the e-mail. Please help if you can:
Thank you all for your efforts in attempting to forestall another civilian genocide. It is gratifying that at least the bloggers have learned the lesson of Rwanda.

From CNN:

"A spokeswoman for Kofi Annan said the U.N. secretary-general will focus on stemming the fighting in western Sudan, where the lives of hundreds of thousands of people are threatened. Annan has been flooded with requests from people across the world beseeching him to provide emergency assistance to end the killing in Darfur, spokeswoman Marie Okabe told reporters Thursday."

Over one million people are currently in the desert without food, water, shelter, medicine, or protection from Sudanese militias. Several hundred thousand are estimated to die within months through direct slaughter, and starvation and disease as the Sudanese government continues to block food, medicine, monitors and the media. They each have a face and a family.

This link sends emails to:

Consul General of France Richard Duque
Consul General of Italy Pierluigi Squillante
Consul-General for UK Sir Thomas Harris KBE CMG
Minister of Foreign Affairs for Norway Jan Petersen
Minister of Foreign Affairs for Uganda Hon. James Wapakhabulo
Secretary-General Kofi Annan
Sudanese Ambassador to US Khidir Haroun Ahmed
Swiss Ambassador to US Raymond Loretan
US President George Bush

For more information go HERE

Please keep in mind that the recent peace deal ending the civil war has no impact on the Darfur region which is a separate conflict. The one million people dying in the monsoon will gain no relief from the peace deal. Hopefully they will gain relief from us or gain it a day sooner.

Thanks, from Jane

With Thanks to Asher

WW Conspiracy Revealed!

Der Commissar has the goods on Jessica Cutler and Wonkette and he makes a compelling case for collusion. Perhaps an anti-trust lawsuit is in order? Since the get-go you may recall that I wasn't buying. The blogosphere seems to be lining up for or against the Commie-Pinko Bastard's theory anyway. In Oliver Stone's corner we have: Bill at INDC, Michael at the Calico Cat, and Seldom who seems more Sober than usual. On Carl Sagan's side:Tom at The Media Drop, David at In Search of Utopia, and Wizbang's Kevin who spends far too much time looking at National Geographic centerfolds.

Anyway, there is an even more compelling reason to believe a great deal of Miss Cutler's trists are at least partial fabrications: she writes like a man. A close textual analysis reveals her writing style is no different than all the "ladies" who write into Penthouse Forum. Or at least, she writes like a man pretending to be a woman--or a woman who is a charicature of a woman pretending to be a woman so she can intrigue a mostly male audience--or something along those lines.

Does this sound familiar?

Dear Penthouse Forum,
You'll never believe this story, but I swear it's true!
RS called last night. He had a visitor flying in from NYC who was stuck in a holding pattern over DC for an hour...He was bored, so he picked me up and took me back to his house. His friend arrived around 11:30pm, and was exhausted from his hellish plan ride. So Rob and I went upstairs and got ready for bed...So I get into bed and by then, it's midnight.

"What time is it?" RS asks.

"Midnight," I reply.

"Do you know what that means?"

"Uh...no."

"That means it's your birthday." And he pulls out this pink and green package, and I just know it's a new Lilly dress.
Etc., etc., etc. [Insert lurid details here, unless this is a "treatment" in which only a synopsis of the lurid details are revealed pending a book deal]

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Ratt Lead Singer Wanted on Terrorism Charges

From our vast network of paid Imperial informants comes news that former lead singer of 80's glam-rock band Ratt, Stephen Pearcy, is wanted in connection for plotting terrorist attacks in the U.S.


Above: "Adam Yahiye Gadahn" wanted by FBI

After the short-lived Ratt revival of 1994, following the tragic death of Milton Burle, Mr. Pearcy began a spiritual journey that eventually led him to the Islamic Center of Orange County (CA). It was here that he renounced his slave name (he was 1/64th African American) and became known as Adam Yahiye Gadahn. Mr. Gadahn is considered Armed and Dangerous and should be approached with extreme caution.

File: Don't Blame Islam. Ever.

From our vast army of paid Imperial informants comes this news U.S. charges radical Muslim cleric:
Abu Hamza al-Masri, the fiery Muslim cleric whose shuttered London mosque was linked to Zacarias Moussaoui and shoe bomber Richard Reid, was arrested Thursday in Britain, accused in a U.S. indictment of trying to establish a terrorist training camp in Oregon and providing aid to al-Qaida, officials said.

Al-Masri, 47, also is charged in the 11-count indictment with hostage-taking and conspiracy in connection with a December 1998 incident that killed four tourists in Yemen.
What can I say? I'm stupified. This comes as a total shock to me.

Shhhh....I'm blogging from class!

Really. I'm serious. The great thing about having computers in the class is not the fact that there's porn and stock-quotes (or even pornquotes) it's that while waiting for students to finish I can waste my time blogging. Little do the students suspect that yours truly, Dale Gribble Rusty Shackleford is the force behind this wingnut site that he treats as his Pet Jawa! Or that, under another name, he runs the Most Popular Site on the Internet. Or that in his spare time he goads the God of the Blogosphere into returning. Hey I'm only going to His mountain, until the mountain comes to Rusty.

Oho, Bide your time Rusty. There will come a day when tenure is bestowed on you, then all your crazy opinions can be aired publicly. Patience, my precious.

Hmmm. One student finished, the rest looking annoyed at the click-click of the keyboard. Switch to stealth typing mode.

Here's a question from the bonus point section of the test:
Q) Who was the first woman on the Supreme Court

A) Earl Warren.
Yes, trick questions are par for the course on bonus points. Live with it. What? Unfair? But you don't get penalized for missing it? A joke at your expense? Hmmm, yes, it is. What? Ugh. Would you like some wine to go with that cheese?

More time to kill. Let's see what is going on around the blogosphere, shall we my precious? Yes, yes, see what those nasty bloggers are saying. Yes, yes, nasty bloggers.

Jane says I'm done with the Sudan, They treat Christians like a ragdoll...She hides The blogovision, says Rusty don't owe her nothing...

The interesting thing about this post is that I just lectured yesterday on how Hitler would be a great dinner party guest. Just think of the conversation!

Aaaaarg! Kevin photoshops his way into getting 72 virgins, proving he's got THE FUNNY.

Four more students left...how much more surfing can be done?

Let's go see what Aaron is up to. Oops, it looks like he's on Shabbatical.

Iowahawk proves, once again, why I suck and he rules. I think I heard this speech last week at commencement dude! I'm not joking. I'm being totally seriously. You should have called patent pending.

The Grand Vizier is back, little Greeks, and it seems Mrs. Grand Vizier has a bun in the oven. Congrats! Did I mention that Mrs. Shackleford is in the family way too? I hope this one takes more after the Shackleford side of the family. All the rest of our kids kind of look like my wife's gay Indian licensed New Age Therapist. Did I mention he was gay?

Two more students to go. How much more can be surfed?

What is Misha up to these days? Ah, the "bad news" keeps getting worse out of Iraq, eh Mish? Nice rant, near perfect. A- (for lack of commentary on how this will affect Jessica Cutler's career).

One more student to go...here he comes. Back to work. (apologies for any grammatical mistakes)

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Terrorists in the US -- Jessica Cutler Unavailable For Comment

From our vast network of paid Imperial informants comes news not related to the libido of female bloggers in DC, US says al-Qaeda ready to hit "hard":
Osama bin Laden's al-Qaeda is poised to stage a new strike on the United States, Attorney General John Ashcroft said as authorities launched a public hunt for seven "armed and dangerous" suspects.
Jessica Cutler was unavailable for comment on how this would affect her much discussed sex life.

The Justice Department released the following pictures of suspects wanted in conjunction with plots to commit terrorist activities in the US.


ABOVE: Jessica Cutler not among suspected terrorists

In related terrorism news, Terry Nichols convicted of murder:
Nearly a decade after the Oklahoma City bombing, Terry Nichols was found guilty of 161 state murder charges Wednesday for helping carry out what was then the deadliest terrorist attack on American soil. He could get the death sentence he escaped when he was convicted in federal court in the 1990s.
Miss Cutler's publicist, Wonkette, also had no comment on the Nichols situation.

Disgusted! Horrified! Sickening! Give Me More

There is a word that I've been searching for lately...hmmm...what is it? Oh yeah, ironical. It's the only word that really gets the whole Washintonienne/Wonkette vs. Jealous Bloggers thing that's going on. If all you bloggers are so disgusted by her exploits (which I still doubt the veracity of!) then why do you continue to post about her?

Kim du Toit says that the duo "revolt [him]-- both our blogging hooker, and the hits whore." Obviously revolted to the point of silence on the blogging hooker and the hits whore. No intrigue? None?

Ace calls her a "blogger-slash-Senate Aid-slash-dirty, filthy whore." But why do I get the feeling he wouldn't mind some blogger-slash-Senate Aid-slash-dirty, filthy whore action?

Captain Ed thinks "it's a shame ... that so much attention is wasted on two young women" then proceeds to waste a thousand words on these two disgusting young women.

Say Uncle "tend[s] to not comment on these blog controversies" and then proceeds to comment.

Bill "Not Gay" from INDC says that "AT LEAST ONE OF THE TWO SHOULD BE SHUNNED, NOT CELEBRATED." Nothing like a good post to start the shunning their Bill! Well, at least he sort of admits he's titilated by the whole thing, so he's not 'all the way gay' I guess. [Apologies to Kevin Smith]

I'm sure none of these posts have helped the traffic at this website, found via Calico Cat.

The Commissar is right:
The blogosphere is bigger than it was a week ago, thanks to two Washington chick bloggers who "take it."
If Jessica Cutler disgusts you as much as it does me and all of the aforementioned bloggers, you definitely will not want to go to this site which has some pics of the disgusting woman in question and her partner in crime. Also, you won't want to go there if none of this intrigues you, disgusts you, sickens you to the point that knowing the identities of those cryptically mentioned in Jessica's weblog. Oh, and if you aren't jealous of "RS" (even in the darkest recess of the worst part of your psyches) then don't go here to find out who he is. And if you hate looking at her disgusting face in staged quasi-lesbo poses with Wonkette, then don't go here. Homos.

(Disclaimer: If all of this is very intriguing, titillating, interesting, etc., yet you know that it is WRONG to allow yourself to dwell on Jessica/Wonkette for too long--never fear! The aforementioned "Homo" accusation is not directed at you. Enjoy eternal life.)

Perspective Please

From our vast army of paid Imperial informants comes the news that we are about to cross the 800 casualty level in Iraq. A tragic number indeed! But James Joyner of OTB has this to say:
Certainly, 800 deaths is substantial. It's four times what I had predicted beforehand (I was low for the regime change phase but didn't anticipate the scope of the insurgency/terrorist aftermath). Each one of these deaths is a personal tragedy, leaving behind a lot of mourners.

But let's have a little perspective, shall we?....

We lost many times 800 in both the Mexican War and the Spanish-American War, the rationales for which are long forgotten by most.

Indeed, there are perhaps dozens of battles in American history in which we took more than 800 deaths.
Go see the numbers yourself. It's an excellent post.

For Strenth and Valour in putting it all into perspective the Emperor elevates James to the level of Sith Master. May the Dark Side of the Force be with you. Always.

Cameron from Way Off Bass makes a similar point in a post from yesterday:
more men die each year by falling down stairs or walking off cliffs than die in the military under the current administration's Evil Plan to wipe out the Healthy American Male.
For Extreme Insight into the ironicalness of leftist perception, Cameron is declared Padawan Sith apprentice.

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

What's the deal with blogging?--by Jerry Seinfeld

From our vast network of paid Imperial lackey informants comes this guest editorial by comedian, and noted Joo, Jerry Seinfeld:

Hey, what is the deal with Blogger?

I mean, you build up a huge following on your blog, and then suddenly they change their URL coding so that links with a WWW prefix don't work. So your all surfing through somebodies link list and then all the blogspot addresses come up with an error message. Like, I'm surfing around the Commissar's new post hoping to see the great bargains $400 bucks will get you at the Bunny Ranch and instead of Jessica Cutler pics I get a 404--just because it's a link to a blogspot account!! What is the deal with that? I thought the whole Google buyout thing was going to be good for Blogger?

And while were speaking of Blogger, have you noticed the new template look they've got going now? Could it be any more obvious that their ripping off basic MT? It's like--"Hey, look at me with my Kelvin Klein Jeans writing my 'not-MT MT template' blog!" What is the deal with that?

And who uses Bloogger these days anyway? Except for the Imperial Lackey and known traitor, Rusty Shackleford, only a few other self-important types think they can resist the Dark Side of the Force--also known as MT. I mean, how long did it take Ace-O-Spades to jump ship? I'm telling you, Ace jumped ship faster than Leo on a Grande Latte Double Frapacino after a British nypmpho at a rave!

And the Maximum Leader at Naked Villainy? Come on. Does he really think were buying the whole made by Blogger but not on a Blogspot account thing? I mean, could it be any more 2002? It's like, "Hi, I'm the Maximum Leader, I listen to all the greates hits of 2002 in perpetuity and I create posts about my favorite drinks all on Blogger, but then FTP to another server! Carry on." What is the deal with that?

And speaking servers, what is the deal with the whole migration to mu.nu URLs? I mean, what is the catch? How can a web-host make money by offering free blog hosting to everyone from the Big Brother of He Who Must Not Be Named to the hawkish BRD? It's like, "Hi, I'm mu.nu and I make money by giving it away for free!" Kind of like the blonde prostitute in Vegas who thought she would get rich by giving free handjobs in the back alley behind the Flamingo. Her pimp walks up to her and asks, hey, how do you think were going make money that way? "Volume!" What is the deal with that?

The previous post was solely the work of the Mr. Seinfeld and in no way represents the opinion of Rusty Shackleford, My Pet Jawa, My Pet Jawa Enterprises, or any of its subsidiary holdings.

UPDATE: Thanks to Bill over at INDC for 'turning me on' to the Llama Butchers who also noticed the damn problem. According to them:
Blogger has rerouted all the connections without bothering to tell anybody, in effect dropping the "www" from our web addresses.
Oh the pain of redoing all of my links! To quote Jerry Seinfeld (supra):"I thought the whole Google buyout thing was going to be good for Blogger?"

Monday, May 24, 2004

Jawa School Invaded by Imperial Forces!

The Commissar has done it again with another map. This time I find myself comfortably situated half a click North of Mudville, between the Quando Canal and Emigre University, along the Esmayilia Road just West of Right Monument. Will the Blog Shia Holy City of Kablogh ever be rid of the Zionists and their Crusador lackeys?

Last Word on Mr. "C"

Wow, your network goes down and you get a record number of comments. The real surprising thing is that a good number of them made interesting challenges to my post on the dreaded "C" word (that's censorship, and it starts with "C" and it rhymes with "T" and that stands for "trouble"!). So many comments that I need to do a whole other post on them. So here goes nothing!

First off, let me thank Jane from Armies of Liberation for rushing to my defense in my prolonged absence. If you haven't gone to her site yet, well, what are you waiting for? Go.

Let me respond to MIB who was first off the mark to make this challenge, one that is pretty good:
The writer [yours truly, Rusty Shackleford] here believes that freedom of speech is a privledge, and not a right.

A right, by its nature, cannot be impinged on for any reason whatsoever. A privledge can be impinged on for any reason - or any set of guidelines can be used to impinge upon it (ie, a time of war.)
Ah, now that is the kind of level-headed challenge that is both theoretically coherent, deeply insightfully, and completely wrong. I teach my students in my Intro. to American Government class almost the same thing when we try to define a "right" to them. The unfortunate truth, though, is that it is a really pathetically simplistic definition.

Rights, under every theory of government I've studied, may be breached depending on the circumstances. For instance, if a right means what MIB thinks it means then government may never, under any circumstances, take this right away. Empirically, though, we see that this is not the case. A right to life is spoken of in the Declaration of Independence and in Locke's Second Treatise of Government. So what exactly did Jefferson and Locke mean by a "right to life"? If they meant what MIB thinks they meant then they were a rather inconsistent lot as both were the great justifiers of bloody revolution. That is, they both wrote of a "right to life" and then found ways to justify taking away one's "right" to life in battle.

Both authors also spoke of a right to "property". But this right to property was not so absolute to the Founders that property could never be taken away for any reason whatsoever. This is why the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution says that property cannot be taken "without just compensation."

Another good example is the right against the government arresting you for no particular reason. In the Constitution this is enshrined in the gaurantee of the "writ of habeus corpus." That is, you would think that the government ought to be able to justify why it is holding a person in jail. However, in Article I, Sec. 9 the Constitution is clear:
The Privelege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.
So, when can the government completely forego the judicial process and jail people at a whim? In times of war. Which, I think was my original point all along. The Founders uderstood context, and they enshrined it in the Constitution. In normal times certain rights trump government interests, however, in times of war, certain social interests outweigh the interests of individuals. Rights, therefore, cannot be thought of as absolute. This is why Jefferson wrote that rights were "unalianable" and not "inalianable."

In conclusion, MIB I know that you think my:
misunderstanding of the difference between a right and a privledge is disturbing.
But I would respond by saying that I find your lack of faith in the Force...disturbing!

The only other comment, that I think deserves a long response, is from my good friend Bull by the Horn--who isn't such a bad guy once you get through all that suppressed homoerotic lust for Chomsky that he's been denying for years. I know, at least your not all the way gay! First, BBTH, good luck in the job interview. Second, a few of your comments miss the point of my earlier post. I guess I wasn't that clear--which seems pretty much par for the course. I didn't want that kid kicked out of school because the context doesn't justify it. But just because the context doesn't justify the action, doesn't mean the action (in the abstract, not in this instance) is always wrong per se. Censorship in this case was bad, not necessarily the idea of censorship in general.

There is a specific point I'd like to bring up, though, that he makes:
Support for WWII throughout the conflict was very high, international in nature, and the goals, enemies, and stakes were very clear.
A) Why was support high throughout the conflict? I maintain that a good deal of this support can be attributed to censorship and propoganda. That is to say, propoganda caused support (or at least what I perceive to be a high level of it) to be maintained throughout the war.

B) We don't know that support was high. Do you have polls to back that claim up? No. All we have are censored newspapers and propoganda films designed to bolster the very support that you claim was had. I do believe that there was high support at first, but for how long would Americans tolerate thousands of troops dying every month? Censorship was imposed not only to keep vital information out of the hands of the enemy, but to bolster public morale and support of the war at home. It worked.

C) What does the fact that the effort was international have to do with anything? It's a non-sequitor. The Axis effort was also international in nature. The invasion of Poland was international in nature. The Thirty Years War was international in nature.

D) Were the stakes clear then or only now, after the end of the conflict? Prior to Hitler's backstabbing of Stalin the left-wing in the US was in lock step with the isolationists of the right. Only after the Comintern declared Hitler an enemy did the hard left in America begin to utter disgust at what was going on in Europe. Further, why did we even fight in Europe? It was the Imperial Japanese that bombed us in Pearl Harbor. What stakes were clear to whom? The stakes only seem clear now because the historical record is biased by the propoganda of the time as well as the short-lived lovefest of convenience the left had with war when it suited comrade Stalin. It is clear to me that the war was indeed the good war, but take away censorship, propoganda, and Communist (and fellow-traveller's) support then I think real disagreement over that war's morality would still be in debate.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

The "C" Word

There's been a lot of buzz out there about the dreaded "C" word in the last few days. I didn't exactly start the discussion, but my post on a free press in a state of war has generated a lot of mixed reactions. First, let's get the easy challenges out of the way. Kevin over at Catch.com decided to write a little piece on how I was a big fascist, wingnut, looney, etc. for calling for censorship. Thanks for spiking my site meter! Your argument seems to be that anyone calling for censorship is, de facto, a fascist or an authoritarian. If I do not misrepresent you, then I suppose that FDR was also a fascist? Oh, wait, maybe no one ever taught you that during WWII we had--actual,literal, government sponsored, with all that entails--censorship?

The whole point of my post was that context is everything. Freedom of speech cannot mean the same thing in a time of war that it means in a time of peace. BRD over at Anticipatory Retaliation makes a similar point. Context. Context. Context! In times of peace we generally agree that it is NOT alright to kill people. In times of war we intentionally send our fellow citizens to kill and be killed. In both cases people die, but it is the context that changes the morality of their actions. Unless you are a pacifist, you must believe that killing is sometimes justified. In my book, killing someone else is probably the most severe thing you could possibly do. When we send our fellow troops into war we are asking them not only to kill others, but also to die. The decision to go to war must be a grave one because we are sentencing a certain unknown number of our sons, daughters, husbands, wives, and friends to death. Life is the most fundamental right given to man. If we can ask them to die in our place, why can they not ask us to censor what we say so that a few more of them may live? It seems odd that one is willing to take away our soldiers right to life, but not the press’s right to run stories that may get some of our soldiers killed.

Some of you who even supported my call for some amount of censorship seem to have backtracked. Misha, the Imperial Master over at The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler (and with whom I almost always agree) initially supported my calls for censorship, but then seems to backtrack in this post. I might agree with him that kicking this kid (discussed in the post) out of school for a stupid poem may have been severe, but calling a principle who kicked an anti-war hippie out of school a 'Nazi' is a little over-the-top. You think a few members of the German Bund were not kicked out of school for airing their pro-Hitler views? You think a teacher or two were not fired because of their love for Tojo? On top of that, you think they didn’t use the exact same ‘freedom of speech’ argument these two are making? Whether or not what the kid did in this case was so bad as to actually put our troops or public morale at risk is doubtful, but the underlying premise remains: in a state of war you can’t say anything you want because lives are on the line.

This post by Pseudopsalms (which got Misha steaming in the first place) is also misguided. The premise of that post is that our soldiers fight for abstract notions such as ‘freedom of speech’ or ‘the right to disagree’:
There are American soldiers dying in Iraq for a reason. One of those reasons, hell, maybe one of the best reasons is the Freedom of Speech which was so important to those brave men who founded this country that they put it in the first amendment to the Constitution.

Those men are dying for US! To give the rights we seem to take for granted… That includes, it must include, the right to disagree.
I must say that if Pseudopsalms is right about the reason these soldiers are fighting than I’ll have to withdraw my support for this war. I may fight for my right to disagree in a civil war, but I don’t see the logic of fighting a war against Baathists in Iraq so that I can disagree at home. There is no connection between the two. None. We fight Baathist in Iraq to increase SECURITY at home. We send our boys to kill and be killed because we don’t want our enemies setting the terms of our war—and like it or not we were already in a state of war (see my previous post, especially on Hobbes’ definition of war). We didn’t want to wait around for the next 50 years waiting for Saddam to get hold of a WMD. We didn’t want to wait around for the next 50 years waiting for al Quaeda to fully cooperate with Saddam. We didn’t want our planes to be shot at for the next 50 years. We began the shooting war to protect LIVES, not the right to look at porn.

That the war has evolved from one of limited objectives to a single battlefield in the larger War on Terror further underscores the importance of remembering context. In the War on Terror the stakes are big—the very survival of Western civilization. Yes, of course, one of the things that makes Western civilization superior is the right to disagree. Taking away the right of the press to say anything during war-time conditions is not the same thing as taking away that same right under conditions of peace, though. Further, I am not advocating censoring everything. Give me more Larry Flynt. That will piss off our enemies to no end! What I want is some acknowledgement that what the press does affects the war effort and that certain responsibilities are attached to certain freedoms. In war time we are willing to give up our lives, why not a few silly pictures and inane criticisms?

The real problem people have with censorship is that they buy slippery slope arguments. That somehow if we censor X, than Y inevitably follows. I have little sympathy for this argument because it takes censorship out of the context of the goodness of the American people and our general distrust of government. If we censor, the argument goes, than we are no better than the Nazis. This overlooks the fact that we are not a bunch of German who don’t mind being told what to do and that we generally don’t like to go around throwing JOOS in ovens. During WWII we had heavy censorship—much heavier than what I am calling for—and the end to the war brought an end to censorship. Censorship is not something I would enjoy, unlike the EUnichs who don’t mind it one bit, but it is something that ought to be endured. At the end of this war, whenever that may be, let us follow the example of Cincinnatus, return to our fields, and forget this entire episode ever happened. To paraphrase the words of Aquinas, the end goal of all war is peace. In peacetime, censorship is never ok.

Perhaps the best challenge has been from Demosphia who simply questions whether or not a move to censor the press might actually be feasible in the internet age. He may be right in that information moves too fast for any sort of oversight or screening process. However, the underlying morality of censorship in certain contexts remains. Further, since most people continue to get their information from the main-stream press and media, censorship may remain an option.

Those of you who read my first post will know that my call for censorship was really about two things. First, loose lips sink sinks. The images of Abu Ghraib would directly lead to more deaths in Iraq, therefore such images should be suppressed. Remember, the story was out there in the ethereal world of information several months ago. It was the images that outraged so many. So, let’s get rid of the images.

Second, war cannot be sustained on memory alone. Pearl Harbor ignited us to war in the 1940s. But was the memory of Pearl Harbor enough to sustain our morale to see the war through to its bloody end? No. There was a concerted effort—actual propaganda, literal propaganda (not the theoretical propaganda so much discussed by Chomsky and ilk)—to make sure the American public did not get weak in the knees and turn into a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. People do not want to endure the pain of war and memories fade with time. After time, the reasons for starting a war become unclear and the will to see loved ones live rather than die clouds the initial shock of having the homeland invaded. Events galvanize us, but they do not normally sustain us. Between events, we need constant reminders and symbols of the reasons we entered a state of war in the first place. In the 1940s it was propaganda and censorship that kept morale high at home. It was censorship that kept photos of D-Day off the front pages of the New York Times. It was censorship that kept images of floating bodies in the Gulf of Leyte out of the Washington Post. Thus, censorship helped us win the war.

I know, the objection may be raised that all this talk of censorship is just what our enemies want. That somehow, goes this argument, if we censor they will have won. No. Al Quaeda wants us dead, not censored. And the last thing they want is for us to turn our enormous capacity and ability at creating propaganda images toward the goal of winning the war with them. There goal is to create a global caliphate, not an America full of images of them painted in the worst possible light. There goal is to institute Sharia law (you know, where they KILL YOU for apostasy) not to create an atmosphere in the US where hippies have a hard time getting a permit to protest nude in Times Square.

Finally, let me say this to those of you in the anti-war crowd to whom this censorship would be directed. Those of you who think our war is in vain and that you must help stop it, in my estimation, seem to be coming from a good place. I do think that you generally worry about the welfare of our soldiers. I do not think, as many of my allies in the blogosphere do, that you root for the enemy. I do not think that you smile when one of our boys dies. I think that you believe that the worst thing that could happen to one of our fellow citizens in the military is that he could die. I agree that this is not a happy prostpect. But there is one thing worse than being killed in battle--that is to die for no reason. We must win this war to give meaning to those who have sacrificed their lives to it. If we ask them to sacrifice EVERYTHING but are willing ourselves to sacrifice NOTHING then we are the worst lot possible and deserve the fate the jihadis wish us to have. Death on the battlefield without victory is hauntingly hallow and worthless. Death on the battlefield toward victory is tragic, but gives meaning to those left behind who wish to know why the fallen are gone. Let us not lose this war and let our friends sacrifices be in vain.

Outted

Hot Abercrombie Chick is a fake? Are you kidding me!?! No, I don't believe it! Next you'll be telling me Hot Iraqi Blonde is really an untenured college professor of political science somewhere in the South with too much time on his hands!! Or that Pam Anderson's rack aint real! Or that Washingtonniene was really a 19 year-old page with severe acne on an internship from SUNY Buffallo working for that state's Junior Senator. Right. Could a 19 year-old guy make up that stuff about such a hot, horny, slutty, little-dirty muffin of an aide who constantly writes about her sexual experiences? Nice try Kevin. I'm not buying. Enough you lying commie bastards. I will have no more of your minitruth lies!

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

5,208,500 dead in Jihad

Thanks to Iowahawk for turning me on to Conservative Punk who then turned me on to Tell the Children The Truth.

That last site focuses on Amin al Husseini's role in worldwide jihad and claims over 10,000,000 have died thanks to that man's ideology. Despite a few obvious bad insinuations (for instance, it mentioned that Sirhan Sirhan was Palestinian thus leaving the reader with the impression that there is some sort of connection) the site has a generally good breakdown of the connections between Nazism, Pan-Arabism, and Jihad ideology. The nexus is Amin al Husseini who was an active promoter of the Nazi cause, organizer of a Muslim branch of the SS in Yugoslavia, the British appointed Grand Mufti of Jerusulam, fomenter of the Arab response to the formation of the Zionist Entity (*wink*), founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, co-founder of the Arab League, and mentor of Yasser Arafat and Saddam Hussein. Wow, what a resume! He was a wanted by the Yugoslav government for genocide, but the Egyptian government refused to extradite him. Nice.

This little piece of info also from the site:
Mein Kampf, written by Adolf Hitler, is a best-seller in the Arab World. It is distributed by the Palestinian Authority headed by Yasser Arafat. Yasser Arafat became the disciple of Amin Al Husseini at the age of 17.
Can anyone verify that?

This is something else I would like to see verified:
there is evidence that Amin Al Husseini was the one who first proposed the FINAL SOLUTION to the Germans, in order to avoid mass migration of Jews to their homeland and prevent the creation of the State of Israel.
That would be a major revelation to me. I have serious doubts about it, though. Not that the jihadis didn't like the whole 'Final Solution' thing, only I doubt that they "first proposed" it. Hitler was evil enough to come up with that doozie on his own.

So, the number of 10,000,000 dead seemed pretty high to me. That would mean that the ideology of Islamojawafascism is responsible for more death and destruction than Nazism. How do they get the number? I agree that the "message" of Islamism is what is really to blame, not just a few bad apples. After all, it was Nazism and not just Hitler that inspired genocide. It was Communism, not just Stalin and Mao and Pol Pot, that inspired forced collectivization and the radical reorganizing of societies that led to the death of millions. So, I think it is fair the way they blame so many deaths on Islamism, but the number still seems pretty high. I tried to piece together some of their sources and came up with the following.

6 million Jews -- Holocaust (not buying this one)
2 million Christian/Animist Sudanese -- Ample evidence exists. Verified.
1 million Armenians -- Conservative estimate. Verified.
????-- "Armenians, Christian Assyrians, Croats, Serbs, Bulgars and Gypsies" under the Ottomans/Turks--Sources?
100,000 Serbs -- In Yugoslavia. Jews and Gypsies not counted, although victims. Verified.
60,000 Hindus -- India. Unverified, but plausible. Sources?
3 million Hindus -- Bangladesh/East Pakistan. Unverified.
2 million Hindus -- Bangladesh/East Pakistan. Highest estimate was 2.5 million, 2 million more conservative. Verified?
200,000 Algerians --this includes Berbers/Arabs--Unverified
50,000 Berbers -- the only number that I could find Verified. Any one have the numbers of Arab victims of the Islamist terrorism in Algeria?
????? Arabs --In addition to Algeria, much of the Middle East is plagued by Islamist terrorists that kill moderate Muslims or secularists. Any numbers on these?
???? Africans -- From Ethiopia to Nigeria, Islamojawafascists are on a killing rage. Any numbers?
55,000 Christians -- Lebanon. Verified. Any numbers on Arabs killed in Lebanon by jihadis?
3,500 Americans --9/11 + Lebanon + various acts of terror. No need to verify morons!
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Total verified = 5,208,500

This is a lowball estimate of those killed by Islamofascist ideology. It is subject to revision and further verification.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Kevin Nealon on Kerry Campaign

From paid Imperial informant, Kevin Nealon, comes the following op ed on the Kerry campaign:
Watching images of this weekends Kerry campaign, the following impressions came to my mind. At first I was a little bored. Then I saw the pictures and it piqued my interest. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Very Interesting. Then, suddenly I lost interest.


Kerry Reveals New Campaign Strategy

Rumsfeld Did It

Michael Cooper has a great little diddy of a piece. My favorite quote?
Donald Rumsfeld made me into the filthy whore I am today. AND he authorized my heroin use which completely drained my kid's trust fund.---Courtney Love

Sith Mind Trick

Der Commissar reports that WMD have been found in Iraq.

Is this:
A) a Sith mind trick?
B) the truth?

We answer (B) the truth. Justify your answer! Well, since Sith mind tricks only work on the weak minded, and the NY Times is run by--well, you know--the weak minded, and they will totally ignore this or spin it as nothing, then by process of elimination we get (B).